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Hit me

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 4:34 pm
by Krysannis
I know we have some punny people on this forum so hit me with your best puns!

I'll start:

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.



Your turn!

Re: Hit me

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 8:54 pm
by Redith
Check out my Crocolisk Ginger, Be careful Ginger snaps
Canibal Joe will trade you two skulls for your skull, either way you come out ahead
When a son said that his ambition was to drive an army tank his father said 'I won't stand in your way'.
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Coast Guardsmen make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

Re: Hit me

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 8:57 pm
by Krysannis
Haha. I love puns <3

Re: Hit me

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 8:58 pm
by Krysannis
Also, thanks to whomever moved this to it's rightful home :)

Re: Hit me

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 9:14 pm
by Cerele
something like
I think im addicted to wow, so i got the patch...
(4.2 you probably saw it but ehh... i havent made many puns lately)
you probably saw that too... ehh ill shut up now im rambling

Re: Hit me

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 9:20 pm
by Chimera
i cannot come up with any unless its completely accidental but i really gotta say that i love puns and these are hilarious xD

Re: Hit me

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 9:21 pm
by Magnakilro
Have you seen Therazane lately? Man...she's stone ugly!

Re: Hit me

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 9:39 pm
by Azunara

Re: Hit me

Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 12:11 am
by Litlemouse

Re: Hit me

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:38 am
by Karin
I like female taurens. How udderly peculiar.

Re: Hit me

Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 5:36 pm
by Tufak
Scientists have shown that those who enjoy puns are more likely to enter Ivy League colleges. Therefore, be careful, because if you use a pun, you might go to Yale.

Re: Hit me

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2016 6:00 pm
by NathanBros
"I'm addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want."