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 Post subject: The bad joke game
Unread postPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 3:14 am 
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A man walked into a bar. "ouch"

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This.

This happened to me once.

>_>

Sorry, I have absolutely no jokes to share, just a moment in my life where all my friends died laughing as I sat on the ground going wtf just happened :lol:

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Dam!





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What is the difference between dead babies and--

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it! How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way!


might be because im not english ... but i did not get that :P

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Squirrels

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?"


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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


LMAO. I have nothing to contribute but that made me laugh stupid hard.

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a chicken walks into a library and grabs two books.
it goes to the front desk and hands them to the librarian, saying "bok, bok".

the librarian stamps the books, hands them to the chicken and watches it walk out the door.

10 minutes later, the chicken comes back and grabs three books , goes to the front desk, hands them to the librarian "bok, bok bok!".

the librarian stamps the books, hands them to the chicken and watches it walk out the door.

10 minutes later, the chicken comes back and grabs a whole pile of books, brings them to the front desk, hands them to the librarian, "BOK, bok bok bok bok bok bok!"

the librarian stamps the books, hands them to the chicken and watches it walk out the door.
but this time, the librarian is just too curious and follows the chicken out the door.
follows the chicken across the street, to the edge of town, down through the forest, to a little creek in a shallow ditch...

and there, the chicken has the books, and is handing them, one by one, to a frog: "Bok?"

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An investigator.


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This is literally the only bad joke I have, sorry.

What do you call a greedy crab?

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Shellfish

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Two television antennae got married. The wedding was bad, but the reception was great!

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