The Battle Game

[Azunara]

I think Tramani knows. He's already fought with Saturo and I before.

*Meanwhile, I'm perched contentedly in the Throne Room, very sure that life is in fact good, and awaiting further orders.* "Stormwind is secure and under my control. The citizens are happy to worship me and follow my every command. I have control of their army." *cackling*

[Saturo]

Send the army to Darkshore!

[Azunara]

TO DARKSHORE!

*Sends about half of the Stormwind Guard to Darkshore, as well as a squad of drakes and a pair of dragons, also, leaving one of my trusted dragon buddies in charge, I tag along. I want to help obliterate Darkshore!*

[Saturo]

Darkshore's not the target, but sure.

[Ëlfdragon]

*Still awaiting my orders* Bored. *sends my drakes off the terrorise(if i spelt that right >.<) a local village* Come back when i call you, my drakes!

[Saturo]

Patience, young Ëlf. We just need all the forces to assemble.

[Azunara]

Who are we fighting, anyway?

[Saturo]

A certain archdruid.

[Ëlfdragon]

Is it the one who's trying to take over lead of Darnassus? I hate that guy!

[Azunara]

We get to kill Staghelm!?

*hopeful.*

[Saturo]

Yup. I figure, all we need is a brigade from the stormwind army, but if we bring in way too much people, we will cause massive collateral damage!

[Azunara]

*dances*

What? Just cause I'm a night elf doesn't mean I hate him like the rest of you. And we've got a good amount of the Guard coming in to say hi to the arch druid.

Oh! Oh! If we kill him, can I take control of Darnassus too?

[Saturo]

After it burns down because of overuse of napalm, you can have it.

[Azunara]

Wouldn't that take the entirety of Teldrassil down while the napalm was it...?

[Saturo]

I don't think the subaquatic parts will burn down.

[Ëlfdragon]

Isnt that kinda of a corrupt world tree anyways? Dose it really matter if we burn it down? Maybe without it there some of Azeroth wont get flooded because of Cata...

Edit: Whats with me and geting Ninja'd today?