The Battle Game

[Ëlfdragon]

Well, saturo said to make a new topic for our battle, so we could get it out of "You Are Banned! (The Game)" SO here it is. Sry if the name sucks, im not good at thinking up names and its all i could think of.



YOu summoned Illidan? IM SO SCARED!!!! You forget Illidan and The Lich King are enemys. *50 Netherwing drakes attack Illidan, and defeet him*

[Saturo]

That's what I had planned for you to do all along, fool!
*Raise Dead on Illidan*
*Skeletal Illidan attacks*
*Bestial Wrath, which somehow works on Skeletal Illidan*

[Ëlfdragon]

You think that scares me? *the same 50 netherwing drakes kill Illidan again, and 5 red dragons burn his corpse so he cant be ressed again* You dont stand a chance in The Outlands, Gnome. Everything here is on MY side!

[Saturo]

*Uses epic warlock powers to summon various Eredar lords*
Everything?

[Ëlfdragon]

*The Eredar Lords turn and attack you* Yes, EVERYTHING! *500 warp stalkers, both white and green/blue, apper and start to kill the undead you summoned before, and you see other mobs from the Outlands heading here to join the battle aginst you*

[Saturo]

Time to test my new combo of Arcane Explosion, Runedagger Throw and Whirlwind...
*Kills millions of mobs*
*Scribble notes into notebook*
Remember to nerf experiment.

[Ëlfdragon]

Now, we cant have you doing that again. *flys higher, so high then everything will be out of range of your attack* Now all my allies can kill your minions without having to worry about your attack. *more and more mobs are showing up every minute, and your army is now way out numbers and being destroyed*

(Oh yeah, and i forgot to say. OT, i know, but my Blood Elves pets are still there! I still have King Krush, Aotona, Loque'Nahak, and The Kurken <3<3<3!!!! *gives them all a BIG huge*)

[Saturo]

I didn't want to do this, but...
*Summons Sargeras' corpse*
*Casts Raise Dead on Sargeras' corpse*
*Gains pet: SARGERAS*
*SARGERAS attacks*

[Ëlfdragon]

Dont you realize anything you summon will be torn apart by my dragons? *25 netherwing drakes and 25 red dragons attack Sargeras* It dosnt stand a chance.

[Saturo]

It's bloody SARGERAS! He's so awesome he doesn't need lowercase letters!,

See that little dragon in the corner...?
Yup...

He's that big.

[Ëlfdragon]

He dosnt scare me! *500 more Nether Drakes and 500 more Red Dragons start to attack him* He'll be killed soon enough. Hmm, i wonder what will happen if i drop you into the Twisting Nether...Without the Frostmourn you wont be able to do anything in there! (You remember you still dont have the Frostmourn right? I keep knocking it away when you try to death grip it)

[Saturo]

Hmm... Well, I've read some of the lore about the Nether, and dropping me in there would be a bad idea. For you.
I'd have an unlimited arsenal, and countless soldiers.
*Summons Frostmourne*

And now that part of your plan is futile as well.

[Ëlfdragon]

You're probably right...Oh well, im having fun here anyways. *starts to tighten my grip on you* But i think its about time i kill you, Gnome. So you can never again hurt another Dragonkin, or Humanoid. And so that Azu and her Blues will be safe. Any last words?

(Meh, my brother keeps saying her wants to make an account so he can join the battle, i wouldnt really care, but his spelling sucks, and some people already give him crap in-game because of it >.<)

[Saturo]

(Would be fine if he joined by me.)
*Stabs your eye with Frostmourne*

[Ëlfdragon]

*Im holding you to far away from my head for that* To bad Azu abandonned me, she could be here to see you die if she hadnt. *you feel my grip geting tighter*

(I know it would be fine for him to join, but im afraid that, even though i know it probably wont and im worrying over nothing, people will give him shit about his spelling >.< Guess you could say im being a protective younger sister)

[Saturo]

*Throws runedagger into your eye*

[Ëlfdragon]

*The Runedagger hits a barrier* You really think i wouldnt plan for that? This is starting to bore me. Luckly it'll all be over soon. *the grip gets even tighter*

[Saturo]

*Blink*

[Ëlfdragon]

*you blink into my other claw* Did you really think that would work?

[Saturo]

*Blink*
Yes.