Corrupted Wishes

[Fworbin]

Very well. However, you have zero mana regen, so it doesn't do you much good.

Wish I could remember how to get to the part of the account thingy about Beta..I may have forgotten.

[Ëlfdragon]

Granted, but you didnt get beta.

I wish i wasnt being forced to PuG icc10 on my main. I really dissliking puging raids...

[Saturo]

Granted. All your gear and skills disappear, and your guild suddenly hate you. You're pretty much forced into PUGging anyway now, and you fit right in.

I wish Ëlfdragon wasn't such a nooby hunter.

[Ëlfdragon]

Granted, but all your skills and gear are now mine, making you the one with no skill/gear.

I wish i didnt lag so damn much in Dala...It's really starting to get on my nerves.

[Saturo]

Granted, it nowlags much more everywhere else, so the Dala lag doesn't seem as bad any more.

I wish Ëlfdragon would return my gear and skills.

[Azunara]

Granted, but I immediately steal them from you.

I wish this wish didn't backfire on me and instead hurt someone else. >:D

[Ëlfdragon]

Granted, it hurts Saturo. But now shes after you even more then before!

I wish we could get a new filter so my internet didnt crash everytime the phone rings....

[Saturo]

Granted. It explodes. While Azunara is preoccupied with helping you, I steal back my gear and skills.

I wish I had a new lightbulb for my lamp.

[Azunara]

Granted, but it explodes, taking your lamp, computers, pretty much everything in your home with it.

I wish for a freeze ray.

[Saturo]

Granted, but it only freezes by a few degrees.

I wishfor world domination.

[Azunara]

Granted, but you take over the a small world in another galaxy, while I control this one.

I wish for a lazer shark.

[Saturo]

Granted, kind of. You get mutated, ill-tempered sea bass.


I wish for cleaning supplies for cars. It looks filthy.

[Ëlfdragon]

Granted, but even after wasing the car 50 times, it still looks filthy.

I wish i had all my gear and skill back.

[Azunara]

Granted, but I steal that instead of Saturo's.

I wish I had better necromancy skills.

[Saturo]

You get Azunara's instead.

I wish Azunara could have Ëlf's skills, to balance things out again.

[Azunara]

Granted. I give Elf her skills, take mine back, but keep Elf's superior gear. You can have my crap gear, Elf!

I still wish for better necromancy skills.

[Ëlfdragon]

Granted, but it still sucks.

I wish you guys would stop stealing my hard-worked-for gear and skill!

[Azunara]

Granted, we kill you THEN loot them.

I wish for a dragon in real life.

[Saturo]

Granted. His name is Wryelsanazt. Take good care of him!

I wish the colour Schleen existed!

[Azunara]

Granted...but...I honestly don't know how to mess that one up, actually.

I wish Elf's spleen would explode. >:3