Corrupted Wishes

[Vephriel]

A game I've seen on other forums. :3

Someone has to make a wish, and the next poster has to grant that wish but corrupt it at the same time.

For example:
Person 1: I wish I had some ice cream!
Person 2: Granted, but it's your least favourite flavor.

It's best to corrupt the wish in a believable or ironic way instead of just something random, but I guess it's all up to you. xD I'll start:


I wish I was at home instead of work right now.

[Nevar]

You are home but you have no power

I wish I didnt have to clean

[Azunara]

((I've seen this on Wowhead forums...>.<))

Granted, but everything is so clean and shiny that you're blinded.

I wish I had a kitten.

[Saturo]

You do have a kitten, but I ate it.

I wish I had a properly working TV.

[Azunara]

Granted, but the TV only plays Hannah Montana concerts.

I wish King Krush would spawn. >.<

[Saturo]

He did spawn, but he was abducted and probed by aliens.

I wish my TV could play stuff other than Hannah Montana.

[Vephriel]

Granted, but your TV now only plays Justin Bieber videos.

I wish I could get the new minipet from Ahune today.

[Azunara]

Granted, but it's invisible.

Edit: I wish I could remember to clear my cache...

[Saturo]

Woo! I don't have to fulfill any wishes!

I wish Vephriel doesn't grant me this wish.

[Nevar]

Granted, but your TV now only plays Justin Bieber videos.

I wish I could get the new minipet from Ahune today.

(I was typing that just as you typed it... Twilight zone!)

She does but she lets me decide what you get and you wont like it

I wish that I could find a properly specc'd shadow priest

[Nelium]

Granted, but they are rude and will not talk to you!

I wish I had something to eat.

[Azunara]

Granted, but it is bug meat.

I wish it would rain.

[Fworbin]

As you wish, but it is raining frogs.

I wish those silly paladins would stop running around me screaming "SMITE EVIL". It gets old.

[Saturo]

Wish granted. They now yell "THE EVIL SHALL BE SMITED!".

I wish that I could find true happiness.

[Fworbin]

Very well, but it involves much soap-opera-esque drama.

I wish I could trip people more often.

[Azunara]

Granted, but for every person you trip, you feel their pain tenfold.

I wish I could have a cookie.

[Saturo]

Here's a cookie. Ryno made it. With his hands.

I wish I could code well.

[Teigan]

.

[Saturo]

You're not, but all food just disappeared.

I wish I could understand morse code.

[rubybeam]

your wish came true only, it is to much information for your little gnome to hold and you evently blow up.

i wish that saturo turned into the oppsite of a gnome and was never evil.