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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is
there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have
a look at him". So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he
checks his teeth. Finally, the vet says, "I'm going to have to put
him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy".

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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you
give me a lift?" I said "Sure. You look great ... the world's your
oyster ... go for it."

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this topic is rather odd don't you think?
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"Then harry whipped out his willy"
u lost tha game :D
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A man had a son, but he was born as only a head. The man loved his son very much and took care of him, even though he was only a head. When the son turned 21, the man took him to a bar.

"One whiskey for my boy, barkeep!" said the man.

"You don't want to do that," said the bartender.

"He's a man, just turned 21! Get him a whiskey!" "I'm serious," the bartender insisted. "It's a bad idea."

"Just do it!" ordered the man.

So the bartender got the head a whiskey, and when he drank it, he sprouted a body! The head and his dad were excited, but the bartender wasn't pleased.

"Wow, another one of those for my boy!" yelled the man.

"It's a really bad idea," the bartender stated.

"Just give him a stupid whiskey! Geez, I'm payin', ain't I?" said the man, a little frustrated now.

So the bartender gave the son a whiskey, and he grew an arm! The father made the bartender give more whiskey to the head, and he grew another arm, a leg, another leg, and finally the head was a whole person.

The son was so excited that he ran into the street, screaming and shouting happily, and was hit by a car and died.

"I told you," the bartender said. "You should've quit while he was a head."

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IM CHARGIN MAH LAZARZ
*spartan lazer*
Pwned :3
u lost tha game :D
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(double post)
My account got hacked
/cry
u lost tha game :D
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My account got fixed
/cheer
srry 4 the triple post, but i REALLY like this thread
u lost tha game :D
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A blonde text me saying:"Wat does BBL mean?"I replied."Be Back Later."Minute later I receive another text."You best be,I wanna know what this means!"

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i can't help but keep wonddring.....what would happen if an tolkien hobbit would mix with an wow gnome?
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GethlarNomudac wrote:IM CHARGIN MAH LAZARZ
*spartan lazer*
Pwned :3
where did that "CHARGIN MAH LAZARZ" start?
Eraanagosa and Sköll.
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