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i'm not making an off-topic post! choke in it!!! damn :(
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I'm gonna' punch that rabbit in tha' face!

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i'm going out for a walk.
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OMG!!!
ThEY KILLED KENNY
u lost tha game :D
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I can't read Braille.

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I like to beatbox
u lost tha game :D
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smily post!!!!! :D :) ;) :( :o :shock: :? 8-) :lol: :x :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :| :mrgreen: :geek: :ugeek: :headbang: :hug: HAHAHAAAA :lol: :lol: :lol:
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And all there was, layed out before me, passing by-eye..

I cannot for the life of me remember what that's from. Just that one line.
"It is such a quiet thing, to fall. But far more terrible is to admit it."

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*Heard in a bar*
And thus it came to be that I, a drunk from a small town, ended up being beaten to death by an army of orcas in the middle of the fabled lost city of Atlantis...

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*FARTS*

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A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to find a private hollow,
when they came down,
jack wore a frown…Jill had refused to …(keeping it clean for the kiddies) / waves at Saturo

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*WAves back*
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks
are too high."

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A blonde walks into a supermarket and a new design of orange juice container catches her eye, when asked by her partner if she was ok, she replied "don't disturb me, the box of OJ says concentrate !"

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My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him
in.

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A blonde goes into PC World looking for curtains, the assistant says "you don't need curtains for a PC", she looks puzzled and says, " But mines got Windows!!"

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A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied "I know you
can't, I've cut your arms off".

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Beware the disease Idiotitis.
Causes the brain to shutdown and the mouth to keep talking.
May be contagious, thousands affected.
The best Defense: Slap and run away!

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the
craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your
kayak and heat it too.

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What do you call a Chinese man with only one foot?
Tye one shu!

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