corrupt a wish

Xcturnus · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 9:33 am

As it says, Someone above you makes a wish, You say its come true but you corrupt it, for example

I wish my new monitor would arrive

"Your monitor arrives but it has a cracked screen."

Lets get this ball rolling i'll start us off.

I wish i could get my Guild Raiding

Mania · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 1:02 pm

Your guild starts raiding ... the local grocery store for snack foods to eat while they sit around talking in guild chat.

(Am I doing it right?)

I wish I didn't have to go to the doctor tomorrow.

Moore · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 1:45 pm

You don't have to go to the doctor tomorrow, but complications from whatever you're seeing your doctor about causes you to sprout a second less intelligent head like Cho'Gall.

I wish I had an excuse to wear my leather jacket.

zedxrgal · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 2:07 pm

I wish I could beat some people upside the head with a baseball bat.

No I'm not angry. :lol:

Saturo · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 2:11 pm

Moore: You have an excuse for the jacket, but it's really ugly now.
Zed: You get to beat people, but they have rifles and hate you.

I wish WoW was fun again.

Mania · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 2:49 pm

WoW is fun again! But you have no time to play. (That one's too easy.)

Araela · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 3:00 pm

WoW is fun again, but you have no time to play it during the limited time you allow yourself to sleep.

I wish free mage food didn't expire 15 minutes after logging out.

Royi · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 3:04 pm

Araela wrote:

WoW is fun again, but you have no time to play it during the limited time you allow yourself to sleep.

I wish free mage food didn't expire 15 minutes after logging out.

Your mage food doesn't expire 15 minutes after logging out... it now expires 15 minutes after recieving it in-game

I wish I would get that darn White Polar Bear from Brunnhildar Dailies! Ugh!

Saturo · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 3:15 pm

You get it, but someone's protodrake quickly eats it.

I wish I had a hat made out of chocolate.

Royi · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 3:16 pm

You get your hat, but the chocolate melts directly into your eyes

I wish I could end a sentence with a preposition

Loethlin · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 4:28 pm

The second you do, Jack O'Neill zats you in the face. Ouch.

I wish my headache was gone.

Moore · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 4:53 pm

Your headache is gone, but your head is gone too!

I wish I could time travel.

Azunara · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 4:56 pm

You can now travel in time one second. Yaaaay!

I wish I had better drawing skills.

Saturo · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:01 pm

Granted! Mere seconds after you finish a masterpiece you die from moose-related skull fractures, though.

I wish I had a dry towel somewhere. Just took a shower and realized that Nooo! D:

Azunara · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:12 pm

Granted...It's been "drying" in that fire over there.

I wish I could meet a Canadian. (They have cool accents! Apparently, I have...I just can't remember it. They stole my memories!)

Moore · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:21 pm

Azunara wrote:

Granted...It's been "drying" in that fire over there.

I wish I could meet a Canadian. (They have cool accents! Apparently, I have...I just can't remember it. They stole my memories!)

Congrats, you get to meet a canadian, but it's Pamela Anderson.

I wish I had a super power.

Azunara · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:21 pm

Granted, but it's to tell me who Pamela Anderson is.

I wish for more Orange Juice.

Gimlion · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:58 pm

Granted, but I found it in the back of my pantry... Un-refrigerated pantry...

I wish I had Subway atm.

Loethlin · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 8:29 pm

Granted, but they ran out of extra cheese and sweet onion sauce.

Wish I had more of that Chablis I just finished
Great troll opportunity here, for movie buffs, DO NOT SCREW IT UP!

Aumecia · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 9:30 pm

Granted... too bad I screwed up the movie reference ;-)

I wish my cat would understand that biting is NOT an appropriate way to ask for attention

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