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granted. now you know, but wish you hadn't. It happens to be the name of a stripper who specializes in chocolate pudding.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but I'm appointed the new world leader, and I quickly set about constructing a new system of gulags.

I wish for more episodes of the Simpsons.

granted. But they're played in reverse. and homer wears a wig.

I wish to be Saturo's General of Domestic and Foreign "Peacekeeping".

Granted, but after failing to construct a massive orbital laser for me you're placed in the gulag.

I wish for some rain. The air is dry right now. :(

Granted, FLOOOOD!

I wish I could get out more often -.-

granted! But you forgot to put pants on. *looks away*

I wish for someone else to make my wish.

Granted, but you end up disappointed with the ultimate results because you had a different wish in mind.

I wish this book was less boring

Granted, but it's now a movie. I wish I had something to do.

Granted. You've been blasted out into space without means of oxygen. You are now dying.

I wish my pokemon were higher leveled. I hate grinding.

Granted, but they kill you for being so lazy.

I wish for a fire extinguisher.

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish it was this afternoon so I could be eating Easter dinner.

Granted. But you get shot as soon as you finish your meal. (*shrugs?*)

I wish I could have something tasty to drink that won't kill me.

granted, but it freezes you in carbonite instead.

I wish for a wish that isn't his wish but could be her wish, but might not be your wish, but might be my wish, but probably isn't.

Granted. You are now a horse.

I wish I had a knife.

granted. it's a styrofoam knife.

I wish I were a Sith.

You are a Sith. Darth Maul, right after the cutting in half and before the falling forever.
I wish mornings weren't so busy.

You wake up, look around.. u'r wife is dead

i wish that i would be able to fix that damned computer!

Its fixed, but your mouse, keyboard, and headphones are broken, whahahaaaa.

I wish Lord Marrowgar would stop sleeping on my keyboard.

Lord Marrowgar has stopped sleeping on your keyboard and has decided to sleep on your face instead, ignoring all gravitational possibilities.

I wish Green Lanterns were real and I was chosen to be one. So cooooooool. *u*

You get your ring, but a Squirrel made by the government with the powers to turn invisible steals your ring and flushes it down to toilet, and is thus lost forever.

I wish I could travel back in time to 75 Million Years Ago and befriend a pack of Raptors.