corrupt a wish

Gimlion · **Posted:** Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:25 pm

Granted. It's no longer 'so' fizzy. It's now 'Extremely' fizzy

Edit: I wish there was Gatorade at my house.

Ickabob · **Posted:** Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:44 pm

Granted. Your house instantly fills with a torrent of electrolyte-restoring sports drink drowning you in the process.

I wish I was famous.

Saturo · **Posted:** Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:46 pm

You are famous! But you quickly overdose, and die.

I wish I had had a helicopter, and knew how to fly it.

Ickabob · **Posted:** Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:56 pm

Granted. Before hopping into your helicopter (that you know how to fly) you get very drunk and get pulled over by air traffic control for flying while intoxicated. You then get your license revoked and you get sentenced to 50 hours community service, having to bathe old folks to work off your debt to society.

I wish for a magical pony.

Moore · **Posted:** Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:30 pm

Granted but your name is now Johnny "Jenny" Awesome.

I wish I had a slushie

Gimlion · **Posted:** Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:13 am

You have a slushie, But it's made out of the stuff in the streets after a snow storm.

I wish my tongue wasn't burnt...

Makoes · **Posted:** Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:22 am

Granted, but you no longer have a tongue.

I wish my computer would stop crashing.

Kalliope · **Posted:** Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:20 am

Granted. Your computer now no longer runs at all.

I wish I didn't have insomnia.

Gimlion · **Posted:** Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:06 pm

You are no longer cursed with Insomnia, but instead you sleep 22 hours a day.

I wish Kangaroos lived in Nebraska!

Saturo · **Posted:** Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:15 pm

Granted, but they're all killed by predator's.

I wish my sleep-problems meant I don't have to sleep at all, instead of waking up in the middle of the night, panicking.

Gimlion · **Posted:** Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:22 pm

Granted. But now you experience Micro-Dreams like those from the newest Friday the 13th movies...

I wish I had pizza atm.

Makoes · **Posted:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 5:35 am

granted, but its old and moldy.

I wish I were asleep right now.

Ickabob · **Posted:** Tue Feb 22, 2011 1:25 pm

Granted. However, you never wake up again.

I wish for cheesecake.

Makoes · **Posted:** Tue Feb 22, 2011 2:40 pm

granted, but its covered in fuzzy mold

I wish my babies teeth didnt hurt

Litlemouse · **Posted:** Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:03 am

Your teeth no longer hurt, as your mouth is permanently softened with no feeling whatsoever.

I wish I could move back to the country again.

Makoes · **Posted:** Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:10 am

Granted, however you can only move back into the slums and are periodically robbed till your home is a carboard box and your clothes are old newspapers.

I wish that I won the lottery

Litlemouse · **Posted:** Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:18 pm

You won the lottery! Your prize is... an old old computer! Huh. It doesn't really work.

I wish I could tame all rare pets at once.

Makoes · **Posted:** Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:16 pm

Granted, but you have insufficient food to feed them all so they eat you and return to the wild.

I wish I had a Chocobo

Pawtrack · **Posted:** Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:57 pm

Granted, but I don't know what that is so you end up getting some horrible strange thing which was not what you wanted in the first place.

I wish I would find the TLPD

Azunara · **Posted:** Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:51 pm

Granted! You find him alive, and as you are looting, you are disconnected. When you log in, you find TLPD unlootable, no mount in your bags, and the GMs have no record of you killing him, so they can't give you the item.

Have fun recamping him!

I wish the stupid scratch on my hand would go away. Ooow.

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