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Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:01 am
by Makoes
Granted, but they comes back as a Death knights and continually one-shot you.
I wish I could afford a babysitter
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:37 pm
by Litlemouse
You can afford a babysitter! She sits on your babies.
I wish it would snow where I live
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:46 am
by Makoes
Granted, you get so much snow you become permanently burried!
I wish I had a million wishes!!
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:37 am
by Saturo
Granted. You waste them all on burritos, however.
I wish for a 16gb USB-memory. My old one broke. :(
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:19 am
by Azunara
Granted! It breaks upon first usage.
I wish I did not not not have a monkey.
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:23 am
by Saturo
Granted, but now you have a slug instead.
I wish I had a 16gb USB-memory that wasn't defective.
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:24 am
by Ikutai
Granted! It's not defective. It's artificially intelligent. And hates you.
I wish I knew everything there is to know about everything.
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:27 am
by Azunara
Granted. 42.
I wish I had some chicken strips.
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:30 am
by Saturo
Granted. 42.
I wish I was watching TV.
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:37 am
by Ikutai
Azu: granted. your chicken strips for you. and it's not a pretty sight.
Sat: you are watching tv. but it's not on.
I wish it were my days off already.
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:38 am
by Azunara
Granted. 42-Seriously, uhm. It's your day off, because the world has ended as we know it.
I wish...I dunno, I wish for a dollar.
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:42 am
by Ikutai
you get a dollar. but it's from the year 3019.
I wish I could turn into a Devilsaur for a day, and be untamable.
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:22 am
by Foru21dr
Ikutai wrote:you get a dollar. but it's from the year 3019.
I wish I could turn into a Devilsaur for a day, and be untamable.
Granted... but you are a giant PINK Devilsaur..
I will I could leave work.
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:36 am
by Ikutai
Foru21dr wrote:Ikutai wrote:you get a dollar. but it's from the year 3019.
I wish I could turn into a Devilsaur for a day, and be untamable.
Granted... but you are a giant PINK Devilsaur..
I will I could leave work.
You leave for work, only to get caught by your boss for skipping out early.
I wish I could get a full night's rest for once.
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:31 pm
by Foru21dr
Granted.. but you find yourself sleeping on a bed of nails
I wish I could get a new computer
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:21 pm
by Litlemouse
Granted, you get a new computer, but it is a Leapfrog learning computer for 3 year olds.
I wish I could find a place to swim that is clean and not murky >.>
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:26 am
by Ikutai
Litlemouse wrote:Granted, you get a new computer, but it is a Leapfrog learning computer for 3 year olds.
I wish I could find a place to swim that is clean and not murky >.>
granted, you can swim in the ocean. but you're wearing a meat life-preserver. and there are sharks.
I wish no one would corrupt my wish.
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:46 am
by Saturo
Granted.
I wish there was something going on. I'm bored.
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 9:03 am
by Serendipity82
Granted except now you're so busy you don't have time for yourself.
I wish I had a donut.
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 9:18 am
by Saturo
Granted. Ryno made it, look how happy he is.
I wish I knew what Serendipity meant before.