petopian jokes

[rubybeam]

New to the forum? Not sure about the joke's and what they mean? This will introduce you to the joke's that wander around the community.

Joke's about people:

Ryno: You should stay away from him, His licks lead to ultimate torture and is even feared by saturo.

Saturo: the misstress of death, the worlds best gnome, The lich queen, a thief of souls, her class is a neromancer/warloc/lich/plauguemaster. Also a rogue, lord of dance and a hunter. She also knows a few mage spells. And one more thing Hug her sword forstmourne, it crave's for love. and souls.

Azunara(sorry if I splet it wrong D:): An epic druid who used to be saturo's minion. Is known to play with explosive's even since She attacked rubybeam with them. She is the only in the community who doesn't belive in P.dawg but passes by with amazing luck.

Zangor: Ryno's only weakness, also a taco chief of the guild, he hands out most taco's and they taste the best

rubybeam:a black naga ghost with red eyes. This is summonable companion that inreases swim speed by 100% and stealth/ghost speed by 100%, she will bite your fingers when your not looking. Can be summoned with [rubybeam infested frostmourne] which can never be obtained. rubybeam wasn't always a companion.
Rubybeam is no longer bound and will strike at random

palldiamorsus: Tends to derail threads alot, saturo was stated to train him a few time's

vephriel: one of the original followers of p.dawg, she soon taut the rest of the community with sochi,makoes,velkyn karma

Sochi: one of the original followers of p.dawg, she soon taut the rest of the community with Makoes, Vephriel, and Velkyn karma
Makoes: one of the original followers of p.dawg, she soon taut the rest of the community with vephriel, Sochi and Velkyn karma.

Velkyn karma: one of the original followers of p.dawg, she soon taut the rest of the community with vephriel, Sochi and Makoes.

Zanidar: the ultimate newb also the worst starcraft player

Magnakilro: no matter who's he's one he is called deadcowbies, he can also create bugs.



Guild/misc. jokes

P.dawg: A god who belive's in all, he is small and furry and his children are known to promote luck worship him and he approve's

taco: The main source of craving in the petopian community


Derailing: derailing is the action when a thread tends to go completely off-topic, This normally happens alot in the petopian community often, normally between fight with saturo, ryno azunrara, and palldiamorsus.

If there is anything I missed do not hesitate to tell me, If I wrote something you don't like pst me and i'll erase it.

also information that may seem insulting was allowed by the people for it to be submited

[Saturo]

I'm also a rogue, hunter, and Lord of the Dance. I know some mage spells too. :P

Oh, and please add "Hug her sword, Frostmourne. It craves love. And souls." or something like that. :D

I just love praise...

[rubybeam]

edited.

[Azunara]

Yay! I got mentioned! *feels very special.*

I feel you should mention how I stand as the only one who doesn't believe in P.Dawg, yet still scrapes by with amazing luck...And the biggest jokes here of all is the Forum games. The amount of times something has been derailed or sent there is amusing. :3

[Teigan]

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[Palladiamorsdeus]

Don't forget to mention the derailing. We can derail anything in record time. And usually laugh about it.

[Azunara]

Don't forget to mention the derailing. We can derail anything in record time. And usually laugh about it.

So very true. We're like piranhas in the forums world.

[rubybeam]

good call palladia.

If there is any joke's about anyone reading this that I missed feel free to tell me and i'll add it I don't want anyone feeling left out.

we should get this stickied for newcomers

[Zangor]

im the taco shef of the guild since i hand out most if not all the tacos!

[rubybeam]

edited.

[Azunara]

I have to admit...It's amusing to see how many ways one can misspell Azunara....

I am NOT blaming Ruby, I'm just snickering at the variants. I like Azunrara best. Cause then I go Azu-rawr-rawr!

[VelkynKarma]

I know how to spell Azunara...

I learned how after chasing you to the ends of the earth and back in the P Dawg thread

EDIT: It occurs to me that Vephriel, Sochi, Makoes and myself should probably get an honorable mention with the PDawg entry, seeing as we started the whole religion...

Also, if this is a guide for in-jokes around the forum, it might be helpful to link to significant posts!

~VelkynKarma

[Zanidar]

You forgot me, though I'm not in the petopia guild


I guess I don't know what would be put about me, I should probably go hide now

[rubybeam]

Edited and I might add links later i'm to lazy to right now

Zanidor, you don't really need to be part of the guild just the comuunity will do just fine also you may want to note that not everyone got mentioned But when you do get idea's me pst me with it and i'll add it

[Zanidar]

Oh I got one! Zanidar, the ultimate newb


Though I don't think many people here know me as that since I don't post as much as the rest of you

[rubybeam]

ah it's okat not much people know me as a evil naga spirit companion yet either. also edited

[Zanidar]

Did Zangor and I become one person now? ZANIGOR!! I might just have to make a character named Zanigor now, that is a cool name...

[rubybeam]

excuse me and my typo's sometime's I think i have a blonde person living in me of course naga's don't have hair to they?

[Zanidar]

I wasn't mad or anything, the name is actually pretty cool, I will name my future mage Zanigor

[Azunara]

I know how to spell Azunara...

I learned how after chasing you to the ends of the earth and back in the P Dawg thread

EDIT: It occurs to me that Vephriel, Sochi, Makoes and myself should probably get an honorable mention with the PDawg entry, seeing as we started the whole religion...

Also, if this is a guide for in-jokes around the forum, it might be helpful to link to significant posts!

~VelkynKarma

....*should go hunt down the "P.Dawg!" thread. And a food chunk of the "You are Banned". And the "I Attack you With" and....pretty much all of the game forums. Wow. I really quite happily help derail quite a few. And most of them is combat, where I always seem to lose....

This must be fixed. TO WAR!