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[Royi]

"We better test the rocket first with Azu"

*Casts Living Bomb on Azu (who's still attached to the rocket), runs back 30 yards and gets ready to watch*

[Azunara]

*Still not sure HOW this happened.*

Fine.

*pulls out knife, slices bindings.*

"Every Man for Herself, go!"

*cat form, dash!*

[Saturo]

But... But... Night Elf!

*Charges after, swinging out a Death Coil and quickly controlling Azu with a Fear.*

[Azunara]

Not my fault most Night Elves are too stupid save themselves.

*runs around, very afraid.*

Berserk...Go!

*FLEES.*

[Saturo]

Want it that way, huh? Sharon! Catch!
*Watches felguard catch Azu*

[Azunara]

*Bleedsspam!*

D:

[Royi]

*sends Squee (Jadefang) after Azu, Squee Casts Web Wrap (http://ptr.wowhead.com/spell=96201) incases Azu long enough for Saturo's Felguard to catch up*

*Royi grabs rocket, uses Nitro Boosts, catches up to Sharon and Squee, attaches Rocket to Azu....

uses Rocket Jump to propell forward to safety from Azu's imminent departure*

[Azunara]

*flails.*

I hate dying...So much...

*Sighs.*
*EXPLODES.*
*Dies*
*Waits for the inevitable trip to the Sarcophagus.*

[Royi]

"Wait! Look up in the Air!" Royi shouts to Saturo.... "I cannot believe it!"

"Whoahhhh double rainbow!" "All the way!"


*thinks to self, at least we have this double rainbow to look at while Azu runs back from the GY*

[Saturo]

Okay, test blast was a success. Proceed with attaching the Naquadah enhanced warheads.

[Azunara]

*sits next to corpse, ghost form, looking at you two indignantly.* I'm not coming back. You can go find a new test subject.

[Kalliope]

*applies goblin jumper cables to Azu*

Flee while the fleein's good!

[Royi]

((we're back to traps))
*Azu jumps up, bursts into Cheetah form and sprints off....then...BAM... Trap!*

[Ryno]

Rocket is complete! Ready for... hey where'd everybody go?

Though a drug store on every fourth intersection

I can imagine Ketcha being dragged away from the outside, him dressed in a doctor coat, trying to write people prescriptions for "Face Melting".

[Azunara]

*applies goblin jumper cables to Azu*

Flee while the fleein's good!

Holy fel! It's an ally! Do you know how many of those I ge-*frost trap.*

*Evil grin, bear form, Teleport:Moonglade.*

Yay shapeshifting.

[Ryno]

*rocket is set to land in Moonglade*

[Azunara]

*Hearthstones to Stormwind?*

[Saturo]

Amusing little known fact: The rocket splits up, sending one warhead to each target, currently Florida, Moonglade and Stormwind.

[Azunara]

Why Flor-oh. Right. I should learn to pay attention. *hides somewhere?*

[Teigan]

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