Don't believe me? Look at dis:

Any questions? None? Good.
... There are probably many people who are STILL not convinced. Well, I'll show you a little video of this cricket in predatory mode: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RF868pCjrI
Just mute the video, the music is a little... strange. Hopefully that video will convince you.
Now let's talk about abilities, shall we? This family will obviously be non-exotic.

Cricket's Song
- Channeled for 10 seconds
- 1 Minute Cooldown
Your Cricket jumps to a random spot and starts playing the infamous song of the Cricket. While singing, any enemy players/attackable NPCs will be put to sleep.
Or of course...

Olympic Leap
- Instant
- 30 Second Cooldown
Your Cricket leaps to a target that can be up to 20 yards away. When it lands on the target, said target is knocked down.
And of course, with a pet this silly, you need a bonus ability!

Singing Swarm
- Channeled for 20 seconds
- 5 Second Cooldown
Your Cricket starts to chirp, making other crickets swarm near it. Soon, all of the Crickets begin the sing, irritating other players.
Pretty neat ideas, eh? If you have any others, you can tell me about em'.