Unbelievable undiscovered 7.2 tame!!! (April Fools)
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Unbelievable undiscovered 7.2 tame!!! (April Fools)
(This has to be, by far, the stupidest post I've ever made)
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Re: Unbelievable undiscovered 7.2 tame!!!
10/10
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Re: Unbelievable undiscovered 7.2 tame!!!
A bit of palindromic wisdom:
"Step on no pets!"
Casual player.. don't raid, don't PvP. Suffer from extreme altitis
I love pets - combat or non.
<That Kind of Orc> guild on The Scryers, small, casual LGBT and friends guild, join us Horde-side.
Re: Unbelievable undiscovered 7.2 tame!!!
If I run out of raid food can I eat one of his legs?
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Re: Unbelievable undiscovered 7.2 tame!!!
A bit of palindromic wisdom:
"Step on no pets!"
Casual player.. don't raid, don't PvP. Suffer from extreme altitis
I love pets - combat or non.
<That Kind of Orc> guild on The Scryers, small, casual LGBT and friends guild, join us Horde-side.
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Ability: "Crumb: Your cookie drops crumbs on the ground, allowing you to eat it. If you eat for more than 10 seconds, you become well fed, increasing your worst stat by 300. Using Crumb reduces your pets total HP by 10% for one hour, stacking."
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Alternative ability: "Sugar Rush: Your cookie drops crumbs on the ground, allowing you to eat them. If you eat for more than 10 seconds you become well-fed, increasing Haste by 15% but lowering Stamina by 50%. Also, every 30 seconds during any fight you have to take a break to pee. Upon returning to your hearth your doctor drops you a note with a prescription for insulin."Quiv wrote:New Family: Cookies
Ability: "Crumb: Your cookie drops crumbs on the ground, allowing you to eat it. If you eat for more than 10 seconds, you become well fed, increasing your worst stat by 300. Using Crumb reduces your pets total HP by 10% for one hour, stacking."
A bit of palindromic wisdom:
"Step on no pets!"
Casual player.. don't raid, don't PvP. Suffer from extreme altitis
I love pets - combat or non.
<That Kind of Orc> guild on The Scryers, small, casual LGBT and friends guild, join us Horde-side.
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*beast lore*Sukurachi wrote:I imagine this is one hunter pet that doesn't need to be fed?
Diet: Flour, Eggs, and Milk.
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Re: Unbelievable undiscovered 7.2 tame!!!
I snorted REALLY loudly when I read this.
Thanks for the laugh
A bit of palindromic wisdom:
"Step on no pets!"
Casual player.. don't raid, don't PvP. Suffer from extreme altitis
I love pets - combat or non.
<That Kind of Orc> guild on The Scryers, small, casual LGBT and friends guild, join us Horde-side.