Worlds worst jokes :D
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Worlds worst jokes :D
Here i start off
* Did you hear about the diver who was fired because he was to shallow?
*Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
*Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
*I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
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Sign outside a plastic surgeons office: "Come on in and pick your nose"
Ad for an auto repair shop: "Let us work on your car just one time and you'll never go anywhere else again"
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A drunk man walks into a bar. Ouch.
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Re: Worlds worst jokes :D
more silly stuff
* To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
* What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)
*Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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A gummy bear!
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck!
Why did Beethoven get rid of all his chickens?
Because all they ever said was Bach bach bach!
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He claims he was a salted.
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They get toad..
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Have you heard about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.
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and somehow, we never got tired of hearing him repeat that tired old joke.
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"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar!" Bahaha! I miss him.....
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One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
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Have you heard about the old, empty barn that no-one dares enter?
It was empty.
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A co-worker was wearing a watch and was saying that she had to keep hammering the peg back into the band. I replied with "it's Hammer time!"
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