Worlds worst jokes :D

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Worlds worst jokes :D

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Im a geek so i thought some funny totally stupid joke thread would be fun.

Here i start off

* Did you hear about the diver who was fired because he was to shallow?


*Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

*Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

*I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

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I found this somewhere and found it rather amusing. Or I'm easily amused...most likely that.

A drunk man walks into a bar. Ouch.
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hehe im eazly entertained too Kayro i think its sooo funny that i can giggle for quite some time reading/listening to a joke like that..


more silly stuff


* To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

* What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)

*Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck!

Why did Beethoven get rid of all his chickens?
Because all they ever said was Bach bach bach!

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A peanut walks into a bar looking quite beaten up.
He claims he was a salted.
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What happens when frog parks illegal?
They get toad..

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Courtesy my old guild leader, who kept inflicting it on us while waiting for the last raid members to rock up (we got pretty good at showing up on time!):

Have you heard about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.
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Whenever my late father saw a movie, if we asked him "what was it about?" he'd respond with "about 2 hours".

and somehow, we never got tired of hearing him repeat that tired old joke.

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My late grandpa told me one that had me laughing for a good while:

"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar!" Bahaha! I miss him..... :(

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Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

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My Grandad used to tell me this one!

Have you heard about the old, empty barn that no-one dares enter?
It was empty.
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A joke I made yesterday that I am stupidly amused/proud of ^^;

A co-worker was wearing a watch and was saying that she had to keep hammering the peg back into the band. I replied with "it's Hammer time!"

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one of my daily comic had this silly thing in it.. i laughed alot

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