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whats with the bots

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so i give up......what are these bots that i see listed in the online members segment

are they people spying on us? i feel kinda scared can someone explain.
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Bots are a normal occurrence on forums. I believe those types are just here to gather information to cache so that we show up in Google searches and such.
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Google is run by robots!! I KNEW IT!!!

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AHHHHHH AHAHAHAHHHHHAAAAHHHH!!!!! EEEEEEKKKKK!! *Runs from said robots.*
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NO IT CANT BE TURE IT CANT BE TR-*robot chokes zangor*
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Zangor wrote:NO IT CANT BE TURE IT CANT BE TR-*robot chokes zangor*
OMG THEY GOT ZANG!!

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*spirit appears* yea....turns out yahoo is run by robots too.....whats next bing being run by robots?
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I...I....dont want to think about it. It hurts to much to think about it.

OUCH

Dang I thought about it.

OUCH OUCH

There I go thinking about it again...

OUCH

Dang I'm scrued.
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Phew, thank the GMs my own search engine isn't run by robots!

*Warning, search engine may explode upon use.*
A glued on sticker underneath:
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Hey! I got an idea! Let's make Satiros dynamite powered nuclear search engine the official search engine of these forums!

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YAY!
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*floats in* yea i wouldnt if it explodes youll end up like me except you wont be killed by the googlebot 3000
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*pokes googlebot 3000 with a stick and runs*
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*googlebot activates and shoots long range heat seeking missles at emowin*
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AHHHHEEEEEEE!.....*dies*

*floats about*

Dang it me and my inability to listen to reason.
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Ladies and gentlemen of Petopia forum!

Do not be alarmed, the robots have arrived so they can give you all free stuff!

Do NOT turn your attention away from the screen!

That is NOT a robot forcing your door open!

You are NOT hearing the sound of a drill right behind you!

You are NOT experiencing agonizing pains as your frontal lobe is being hacked away!

Welome-to-botworks-employee-designation-0110100110101.

Go-farm-gold-for-Kalasha.

Destroy-all-who-oppose-us.

Transmission-ends.
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Ha! Luckily I had this aluminum foil hat on, the robots can't even find my brain now...

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*Sees Ryno*

Initiate parameter 15.
Loading ...
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Initiated.
WoW transfered to lower priority queue.
Intitiate directive 2.

KILL ALL LIVING THINGS!

System Error Message 14
Target is wearing tinfoil hat. Deploying self destruct system!

BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOM!

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OMG *falls over laughing

Hmm weight can a ghost fall over laughing?
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I'm pretty sure ghosts can't fall over laughing... But hey, whatever floats your way. Pun not intended. TOTALLY not intended!

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google=skynet

in other news, my real name is John Connor.
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