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The bad joke game

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What do two old friends who meet in the desert say?

Long time no sea

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A man walked into a bar. "ouch"

next person!

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What is the internets favorite animal? The lynx. XD

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Makoes wrote:A man walked into a bar. "ouch"

next person!
This.

This happened to me once.

>_>

Sorry, I have absolutely no jokes to share, just a moment in my life where all my friends died laughing as I sat on the ground going wtf just happened :lol:

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

Dam!





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How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it! How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way!

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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What is the difference between dead babies and--

Never mind. We don't need dead baby jokes here.

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Dirty-Claws wrote:How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it! How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way!
might be because im not english ... but i did not get that :P

What animal are most often seen going to see a shrink?

Squirrels

cause they all nutty

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?"


>.> I'll go now.
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"Unique up on it" sounds like "You sneak up on it"
And "Tame way" is like "Same way"

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What do you call a banker mated with a fish
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What did the wave tell the beach?

see you SHOREtly..

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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?


Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Qinni wrote:Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?


Because he was outstanding in his field.
LMAO. I have nothing to contribute but that made me laugh stupid hard.

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a chicken walks into a library and grabs two books.
it goes to the front desk and hands them to the librarian, saying "bok, bok".

the librarian stamps the books, hands them to the chicken and watches it walk out the door.

10 minutes later, the chicken comes back and grabs three books , goes to the front desk, hands them to the librarian "bok, bok bok!".

the librarian stamps the books, hands them to the chicken and watches it walk out the door.

10 minutes later, the chicken comes back and grabs a whole pile of books, brings them to the front desk, hands them to the librarian, "BOK, bok bok bok bok bok bok!"

the librarian stamps the books, hands them to the chicken and watches it walk out the door.
but this time, the librarian is just too curious and follows the chicken out the door.
follows the chicken across the street, to the edge of town, down through the forest, to a little creek in a shallow ditch...

and there, the chicken has the books, and is handing them, one by one, to a frog: "Bok?"

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Vephriel wrote:What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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This is literally the only bad joke I have, sorry.

What do you call a greedy crab?

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Shellfish

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Eliphino :mrgreen:

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Two television antennae got married. The wedding was bad, but the reception was great!
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