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A human, a night elf and a dwarf are out adventuring in stranglethorn vale when they are suddenly captured by a tribe of trolls.
- We gonna' boil ya alive, eat ya and then we gonna' use yer skin te' make canoes, mon, says the leader of the trolls.
- An' just cause we so nice, we gonna give ya one last wish each, says another troll.
The human asks for a knife.
- For the light! He yells and slits his own throat to avoid the pain of being boiled alive.
The night elf also asks for a knife, and when she gets it she tells;
- For Elune! And then she slits her own throat.
When the trolls ask the dwarf what he wants, he responds with "a fork". The trolls find this a bit strange, of course, but they bring him a fork. When he gets ot he yells;
- Screw your canoe! And stabs himself all over with it.
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- How many rogues does it take to kill a Paladin?
- Two, one to attack, and one to wait at the inn.
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- What's the easier way for them to do it?
- Pickpocket their hearthstone.