The Off Topic Topic

[Azunara]

Ring around the roses...Pocket full of posies...Ashes, ashes, we all fall DOWN.

[Saturo]

Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Number Two: Sea Bass.
Dr. Evil: [pause] Right.
Number Two: They're mutated sea bass.
Dr. Evil: Are they ill tempered?
Number Two: Absolutely.
Dr. Evil: Oh well, that's a start.

[Golden]

It's.. Almost... 800!

[Azunara]

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.

[GethlarNomudac]

Everybody was KUNG FOO FIIIIGHTIIING

[Saturo]

:headbang: Everybody was KUNG FOO FIIIIGHTIIING

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl9ZZsUX00s

"See, morbid and creepyfying I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like."

[Fworbin]

Same as it ever was. Except for the lasers, those are new.

[Saturo]

This concludes the part of the tour where you stay alive.

[Fworbin]

"Do you have any idea what would happen if you did that?!"
"I sure do!...I mean, no!"

[Saturo]

"Oh, God, not Zapp Brannigan."
"You know Zapp Brannigan?"
"Let's just say we've crossed paths."
"Was that before or after you slept with him?"

[Fworbin]

Heh heh.

"Hey, stop molesting my kitten!"

[Rawr]

[Saturo]

Narrator: You are entering the realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic or contains some kind of monster. The second one. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door. Please send a man 'round back and pick up Clyde Smith, a professional gambler who's about to have an unfortunate accident.
Clyde Smith: [Smith is run over by a car, then awakes in a casino. He plays the slot machine and wins] Ha-ha-ha! A casino where I'm winning? That car must've killed me. I must be in heaven!
[wins again]
Clyde Smith: A casino where I always win. That's boring. I must really be... in HELL!
Sebastian Cabot: No, Mr. Smith. You are not in heaven or hell. You are on an airplane!
[unrolls the curtains, revealing the airplane windows. A creature sits on the wing of the plane, ripping wires out of it]
Clyde Smith: There's a gremlin destroying the plane. You gotta believe me!
Sebastian Cabot: Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!
[Pulls out a mirror. Clyde's reflection indeed looks like Hitler]
Clyde Smith: No!
[turns to a woman sitting next to him]
Clyde Smith: Eva Braun! Help me!
[the woman pulls off a mask, revealing the head of a fly]
Clyde Smith: A-a-ah!

***

Bender: Saw it coming.

[Fworbin]

*Sounds of gunfire*
"I cannot sit idle while my allies fight!"
"Sit down! I can't get this thing going by myself!"
"But-"
"I SAID SIT"
*Sits down*

[Saturo]

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: You must take him to his ancient home world, which will soon erupt in an orgy of invertebrate sex.
Fry: Oh baby. I'm THERE.
Leela: Fry, do you even understand the word "invertebrate"?
Fry: Nope, but that's not the word I'm interested in.

[Fworbin]

"Beware the jabberwock my son! The jaws that bite, claws that catch! Ware the jubjub bird, and shun the frumious bandersnatch."

[Saturo]

Al Gore: If we don't go back there and make that event happen, the entire universe will be destroyed... And as an environmentalist, I'm against that.

[Scarraci]

Pyramid Hogger will kill you!

[Azunara]

((Ironically reading You Awake in Razor Hill now....O_o))

It WAS your fault.

Your friends WILL betray you.

Kill them...before they kill you...

[Saturo]

No! YOU miscalculated! You should have feared me more!