The Battle Game

[Ëlfdragon]

*you blink back to the other claw* Im telling you, that wont work.

[Saturo]

Yes. It. Will!
*BlinkBlinkBlink*

[Ëlfdragon]

*You just keep blinking back and forth between my claws* How long untill you realize that blinking is useless?

[Saturo]

NEVER!
*Blink*

[Ëlfdragon]

*laughs* Thats it, its time to end this. *a Netherwing Drake silences you, and i hit you with a huge fireball*

[Saturo]

*Insignia of the Scourge*
*Combines Scatter Shot with Arcane Explosion*
*Thrusts you away*
*Wields Frostmourne*
Come then! Face me in honorbale combat.
*Said with contempt:*
Dragon.

[Ëlfdragon]

Scourge, and their leader, are anything BUT Honorable! You wont fool me, Gnome! *you are surounded by 50 raptors, 50 winderserpents, and 5 warp stalkers*

[Saturo]

*Bladestorm*
Too cowardous to face me then?

[Ëlfdragon]

Me? A coward? Ha. *i land on the ground, and am surounded by some Raptors, who i dissmiss with a flick of my tail* You wont stand a chance, bring it fool!!!

[Saturo]

Frostmourne hungers!
*Heroic leap towards your head, stunning you for two seconds.*
*EYESTAB!*
*Blink to your back*
*BACKSTAB!*

[Ëlfdragon]

*you run into the same barrier that you ran into before* Attacks like that wont work. Havnt you realized that i planned ahead for this battle? And that i know ALL your moves!

[Saturo]

Oh really? ALL my moves? Not even I know all my moves!
*Disappears*
*Reappears with a clownhat*
See! Told you I don't know what all these buttons do!
*Disappears again*
*Loud humming noice*
*Tempest Keep appears*
*Gnomish voice can be heard from far away:*
Cool!

[Ëlfdragon]

To bad Kael'Thas is on my side. *you are attack by all the bosses in TK and all the mobs* Not even the Lich King would be able to stand aginst that many mobs are one time.

[Saturo]

I'm not the Lich King.
*Kills mobs*
*Raises new army*
*Fire her lazahz!*

[Ëlfdragon]

*you lazor dosnt fire* Good Whelps, they did just what i told them to if something like this happened. *TK is now surounded by OVER 9000 Red Dragons and Netherwing Drakes* What now, gnome?

[Saturo]

*Tempest Keep explodes, killing all the Red and Netherwing dragons*
*Spiritress*
*Stealth to a hidden location until the debuff ends*

[Ëlfdragon]

*All the Red Dragons and Netherwing Drakes were clones* You can run, but you cant hide. *A tiger leaps on you, and you find yourself surounded by Ogres, tigers, raptors, and wolves* Ill be there soon~

[Saturo]

Meh. Even with the spiritress debuff I can take you down.
*Destroys cloningvat with a teleported grenade*

[Ëlfdragon]

You wish. *one of the Ogres walk over, pick you up, and knocks Frostmourn out of your hand, the other Ogres are now poking you with their weapons and laughing. And you hear a small thud, and its me landing behind you* I think i'll let them enjoy this for alittle.

[Saturo]

*Uses Duct Tape to tie the ogres together*
*Punts them at you*
*Disappears*