The Raid

[Saturo]

> barf
>fart
You don't feel like barfing and farting right now. Maybe later.
> wish for your pet
You want that big guy back so much. He was loyal, gullible and stupid. What more could you wish for?
:'(

[rubybeam]

> omg it's your old pet only he has a big fluffy tail.

> read " you wake up in razor hill" for idea's on what to do.

> o rly?

[Fworbin]

> Decide that that anchor-rope idea is the best one, and do that.

[Saturo]

> Decide that that anchor-rope idea is the best one, and do that.
You take the anchor-rope-thingie and walk up to the side. As you drift past a tree, you throw it. Perfect hit! All that hit rating on your gear finally paid off! With a loud clunk, the ship stops.¨
"Now how do we get down?"
"Can we be jumpin'?"
"Nah, we're too high."

[Bubbleme]

> Maybe we could climb across the rope and jump down the branches on the tree?
> Say that was a stupid idea.

[Saturo]

> Maybe we could climb across the rope and jump down the branches on the tree?
You reach out, grab the rope and start climbing.
Suddenly, the wind causes the dirigible to cringe, thus shaking you off. You fall about ten metres, and heavily crash into a bush. That hurt.
Your health is now at 75%.
> Say that was a stupid idea.
"That was a stupid idea."
"Oh really?"

[Ëlfdragon]

> Wonder why you cant fly in Azeroth yet, if that much time has pasted Cata should of hit...And a flying mount would be useful
> So, sence you're on the ground now (i think) mount up, and start to head towards Rebel Camp.
(Sence you said they cant use hearth stones, does that mean they cant use Flight Paths?)

[Saturo]

> Wonder why you cant fly in Azeroth yet, if that much time has pasted Cata should of hit...And a flying mount would be useful
Brilliant idea!
"You can't use that here."
Damn.
> So, sence you're on the ground now (i think) mount up, and start to head towards Rebel Camp.
You mount your super-badass motorcycle that you stored somewhere.
Tentyo jumps down, and since he's a rogue, he lands safely right next to you.
Overhéalz sees this, and goes into his catform. He is however horribly bad at feral stuff, and he takes falldamage from landing on his back. He casts Rejuvenation on himself and you.
Sen'Jal climbs over the rope and jumps down next to you.
(Sence you said they cant use hearth stones, does that mean they cant use Flight Paths?)
If the flightmasters are dumb enough to stand around when fire rains from the sky, then sure.

[Ëlfdragon]

(Fire raining from teh sky? Yikes.)
> Make sure everyone mounts up. The faster you get the Stormwind the better.
> Once everyone's mounted, head to Stormwind.
(Oh, and Saturo. Im sorry aobut what happened in The Battle Game. iM not the person who likes to lose alot, and i start to not have fun if i lose alot. Looking back now i see i backed us into a corner and maade it so no one can win, i should of just let myself lose again so we could keep going >.< I'll try to not let it happen agian if you want to start that agian. Sry about going OT, also.)

[Saturo]

> Make sure everyone mounts up. The faster you get the Stormwind the better.
Overhéalz jumps into your sidecart, and Tentyo mounts a horse he had hidden somewhere.
Sen'Jal just looks sad. His raptormount probably died with the rest. You shove Overhéalz out of the sidecart, and offer Sen'Jal the seat. Overhéalz glares at you, and then notices Sen'Jals expression. He mounts a Saber.
> Once everyone's mounted, head to Stormwind.
You start driving towards Stormwind, but the vines cowering the ground make it a bit hard to drive. Perhaps you should find a road to drive on.

(Fire raining from teh sky? Yikes.)
Well, meteors, but to semi-medieval people it would seem like fire-rain, I figure.

(Oh, and Saturo. Im sorry aobut what happened in The Battle Game. iM not the person who likes to lose alot, and i start to not have fun if i lose alot. Looking back now i see i backed us into a corner and maade it so no one can win, i should of just let myself lose again so we could keep going >.< I'll try to not let it happen agian if you want to start that agian. Sry about going OT, also.)
That was my fault. Sure, magical shields that are inpenetrable by all my attacks wasn't a good idea, but I should've let you know why I didn't stop before the fallout happened. I'd love to try again, if you're willing to oversee my insanity.

[Ëlfdragon]

> Try and find a road.

(Hmmm, over see you insanity...I dont know........Na, jking, i can :p And, I'd love to try agian also. But can i still be the Red Dragon Queen of the Outlands?)

[Saturo]

> Try and find a road.
If you ride west, you figure you'll come across one sooner or later. A quick glance at the compass confirms that you're heading North-West. Close enough.

You're feeling hungry, and based on the way Tentyo occassionally looks at Overhéalz, you're not alone.
All it would take would be to trick him into bearform. Then you'd have steak...

(Hmmm, over see you insanity...I dont know........Na, jking, i can :p And can i still be the Red Dragon Queen of the Outlands?)
Of course, of course. Just no magic shields over everything, please. :P Over your senior officers, sure, but having every rank and file soldier bubbled... It was a bit much. :D

[Ëlfdragon]

> Turn on Track Food.
> Resist the urge to eat Overhealz, you will probably need a druid later.
> If Track Food finds nothing, ask if anyone in the group can fish.
> If someone can, ask if you guys want to go back to where the zep is and fish for food before heading to StormWind.

(Deal! It'll just be over me, Azu, if she joins us, and a acouple of my and her's strongest dragon's that i dont want to lose. And maybe Mally, if he's still in, for Azu.)

[Saturo]

> Turn on Track Food.
You flick it on, but it doesn't reveal anything.
> Resist the urge to eat Overhealz, you will probably need a druid later.
It's hard, and Tentyo seems to be having some problems with not preparing the slaughterknife, which is really just one of his daggers.
As you ride a bit further, Find Food reveals something!
There is an Abandoned Goblin Caravan up ahead!

(Deal! It'll just be over me, Azu, if she joins us, and a acouple of my and her's strongest dragon's that i dont want to lose. And maybe Mally, if he's still in, for Azu.)
Sounds cool.

[Ëlfdragon]

> Tell everyone about the Abandoned Goblin Caravan, and head to it.
> Once there, have Overhealz and Sen'Jal check Track Humanoid.
> If the area is safe, dismount and start looking for food. And keep an eye on Tentyo, last thing you need is him doing something, and Overhealz abandoning you guys.

[Saturo]

> Tell everyone about the Abandoned Goblin Caravan, and head to it.
"Guys, there's an Abandoned Goblin Caravan up ahead, there might be food in it!"
"Splendid!"
"Ah be likin' dat', mon!"
> Once there, have Overhealz and Sen'Jal check Track Humanoid.
"Check Humanoid, guys."
"Since you guys are planning to eat me, I won't go into any feralform. Sen'Jal, you do it."
"Sure thing, mon."
"We're not planning to eat you!"
"Then why is Tentyo staring at me hungrily?"
"I... Uhh... Your mount looked tasty...?"
> If the area is safe, dismount and start looking for food. And keep an eye on Tentyo, last thing you need is him doing something, and Overhealz abandoning you guys.
"'Dere be nothin' here, mon."
"Great!"
you drive up to the caravan, and jump off of your mount. The broken wagon is stranded in the middle of the road. There is a burned down second wagon a little ahead, but it's devoid of food, according to your tracking. On the side of this wagon the wheel has come lose, and it's leaning towards you. The small door is closed, but the lock looks rickety. A good ol' wailing with your mace should open it for you.

[Ëlfdragon]

> Break the door open with your mace.
> Search inside for anything that can be food.

[Saturo]

> Break the door open with your mace.
> Search inside for anything that can be food.
You smack the door with your mace, and the wood breaks easily.
After some scavenging around inside, you have discovered:
One Goblin corpse.
One rotting sandwhich.
Three cans of preserved fruit.
One eyepatch.
A driverslicense for motorcycles.

You pocketed the last one quickly.

[Ëlfdragon]

> Ask if anyone can open the cans.
> If so, open them and split them evenily among everyone.

[Saturo]

> Ask if anyone can open the cans.
Too late, Tentyo has already snatched one and cut a hole in it with a dagger.
> If so, open them and split them evenily among everyone.
After all the cans are opened, you suddenly ralize that Sen'Jal has disappeared. You callfor him, and after a minute of worrying, he comes out with a dead tiger dragging behind him.
"Oh, joo people were' plannin' ta eat dat' stuff."
"Yeah, because it's food..."
"Dis' be bettah' food."
"It's got arrowholes trought the meat."
"So? Dat' be important to ya?"
"He is right, you know. This is far too little food for us.", Overhéalz interjects.

Stupid people, always stealing the spotlight.