Corrupted Wishes

[Daranara]

granted , but they start a society and eat you
i wish my wish couldnt be corupted

Granted, but instead I corrupt you.

I wish for a second sidecar for my mechano-hog, so I can give more than one pet a ride.

[Ëlfdragon]

Granted, but its so small none of your pets can fit in it.

I wish it was easier to get the 13 more mounts I need for my dragonhawk.

[Fworbin]

Very well, but you didn't read the fine-print and recieve a dragonhawk minipet.

I wish I could decide what kind of alt to roll. I'm bad at retaining them.

[Rawr]

Granted ur a Troll Warlock, but u can't play them till Cata.

I wish more ppl would let me raid with Old Blue (devilsaur) I miss him

[Saturo]

Granted, but he dies whenever he casts Monstrous Bite.

I wish Palladia would grant me this wish.

[Ëlfdragon]

Granted, only Palladia didnt grant it.

I wish for 10 more wishes!

[rubybeam]

granted but they're curses stateing that you turn me into an naga instead of a worm. also turning you into a worm instead.

i wish that i could pixel better.

[Saturo]

Granted, but your pixels are all broken.

I wish carpetbombing a country with nukes didn't count as a war crime.

[Rottingham]

granted, but it is now a hate crime.

I wish I had a drunk dwarf to follow me around and make humarous comments about everything people say

[Ëlfdragon]

Granted, but the comments arnt so humarous.

I wish Sindy's voice wasnt so damn anoying. I really hate her voice...

[Saturo]

Granted, she loses her voice. She now communicates with sign language.

I wish this wish would be granted by an alien, insectoid species.

[tramani]

granted but they come down and eat you "suprise"

i wish the wish im about to make is not corupted and it comes through like i want it to come through , the wish itself is : i wish i had a cookie "suprise again, im full of suprises today"

[Saturo]

Granted, but it's a very small cookie.

I wish Tramani's cookie was bigger, so it would be worth stealing.

[tramani]

granted but i can keep it , HA

i wish saturo was a nice person

[Saturo]

Granted, but I'm still insane and stabby.

I wish Tramani's cookie was mine.

[tramani]

granted but my wish brings it back to me

i wish i had my cookie back

[rubybeam]

granted but it's plaugued with the dead head of the lich king

i wish i could pixel again D:

[Rottingham]

granted, but I'm hard of hearing and when you say "Pixel" I thought you said "Fix Well" you are now fixing a well...

I wish to know who would win in the extremely epic battle between Arthas, Illidan, Thrall, Wyrnn, Deathwing, and Hogger and be able to tell everyone... oh, and not have me (or my family and friends) get hurt or killed in the process ... or somehow become poor... or angered...

[Saturo]

Granted, Hogger turns out the winner. Your continent is destroyed.

I wish carpet bombing a country with nukes didn't count as a hate crime.

[Daranara]

Granted, but it's only if you bomb the country you yourself are in at the moment.

I wish I could find a way to get the drawings and animations and stories in my head straight from my head to the paper/computer/what have you without having to get all screwed up by going via my hands.