Hunter pick up lines -Rated pg13 now, give it a few days-

Unread post by **Redith** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:37 am

Lets see your Hunter flirts/pick up lines

You must have had Aspect of the Beast up 'cause it took awhile for me to track you down

You like it freaky? I got aspect of the monkey

Being with me is like using Bestial Wrath. It'll last about 18 seconds and its going to be wild!

I only have crabs in the stables

Oh dont worry about your ugly Girlfriend, Ill just MD her to my wingman

Unread post by **Ikutai** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:01 am

Is that a kibler's bits in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Unread post by **Araela** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:26 pm

I want to tame your beast.

Did you just cast distracting shot and concussive shot at me? Because I am way dazed and focused on you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jadefang is green, now I'll hunter's mark you.

I needed my pet's roar of courage just to get up the nerve to talk to you!

Hey sexy, do you want to multishot in my stables?

I just used eagle eyes, and I'm pretty sure you've got me trapped.

*sings* "Baby take off your coat.....but you can leave your bow on....."

That's all I've got for now - I may add more later.

Unread post by **Wassa** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:23 pm

Pokefarm · Unread post by **Lisaara** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:32 pm

"My NPCScan says you're a rare spawn."
"Sorry, my NPCScan alerted me when you walked in the room."

Unread post by **Saturo** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:05 am

"You like kinky? [Metamorphosis]"

Yes. I met someone who whispered me that. <.<

"You must be a druid because I am so HoT for you!"

Unread post by **cowmuflage** » Sat Apr 02, 2011 1:29 am

I have tracked the beast in your pants IT MUST BE TAMED!.......in my pants.

Sorry all I got its bad I know.

Unread post by **Moonlost** » Sat Apr 02, 2011 3:12 am

I don't know about Hunter pickup lines, but I've been writing bad tallstrider pickup lines all day. >.>
I must have posted this damn picture about a billion times today. What can I say? I'm proud of it in a stupid way.

"My Explosive Shot has just come off cooldown, I don' suppose you'd like to be my target dummy?"
"You know, my Jormungar isn't the only worm you might be interested in."
"Don't worry baby, I have talent points in Longevity."
"I have a stable slot spare, would you like to come home with me?"

Unread post by **Ikutai** » Sat Apr 02, 2011 6:03 am

Moonlost wrote: "Don't worry baby, I have talent points in Longevity."

Seriously. Best. Pickup. Line. EVER.

Unread post by **Slapperfish** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 5:54 pm

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Dragon Cave · Unread post by **Chimera** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:05 pm

My arrows are made of rubber if you know what i mean *wink wink*

Unread post by **Wassa** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:49 pm

Moonlost wrote:I don't know about Hunter pickup lines, but I've been writing bad tallstrider pickup lines all day. >.>

Hahadori: "Hey pretty birdie. Why don't you visit me at my nest later tonight? They call me The Clutchmother for a reason."

Longstrider and Hahadori should totally hook up.

Unread post by **Cialbi** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:59 am

Ikutai wrote:
Moonlost wrote: "Don't worry baby, I have talent points in Longevity."
Seriously. Best. Pickup. Line. EVER.

Anyone else missing the talent Endurance Training right about now?

Wassa wrote:
Moonlost wrote:I don't know about Hunter pickup lines, but I've been writing bad tallstrider pickup lines all day. >.>
Hahadori: "Hey pretty birdie. Why don't you visit me at my nest later tonight? They call me The Clutchmother for a reason."

Longstrider and Hahadori should totally hook up.

"I have kids" isn't exactly a popular pick-up line

Unread post by **Rarako** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:34 pm

"I think there's a Beast in my stable that you might like."
"Was that an immolation trap you put down? Because I'm on fire for you."
"You aren't spoken for are you? I would tame you any day."
"Oh, I have a quiver for your arrow, honey."
"You seem like a wild one, good thing I have Bestial Discipline."
"Why hello there, I guess those two points in Pathfinding were useful."
"I'll show you my Crouching Tiger if you show me your Hidden Chimera."
"So baby, do you prefer Steady Shots or are you more the Concussive Barrage type?"

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Cialbi wrote:"I have kids" isn't exactly a popular pick-up line

But when you both can say it the turnoff factor goes down.

Unread post by **Scorngrain** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:17 pm

Haha, these are fantastic

Unread post by **Cialbi** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:08 pm

Rarako wrote:"Oh, I have a quiver for your arrow, honey."

That's one of the better ones I've seen here, actually.

Unread post by **Rarako** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:28 pm

Cialbi wrote:
Rarako wrote:"Oh, I have a quiver for your arrow, honey."
That's one of the better ones I've seen here, actually.

I have a quiver on my dwarf huntress in the hopes that I'll be able to use that line one day.

Unread post by **AdamSavage** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:16 am

Omg I have to use these in guild chat. To funny.

Unread post by **SpiritBinder** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:12 am

Bwahahahaha, some of these are hilarious!

How about a hunter knock back line?

Sorry ladies, As much as I look good in leathers, I'm more of a Mail Specialization kind of guy...

Unread post by **Ashaine** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:02 pm

"Hunters only fake it when they have to."
That just might be a quote from a certain tank top I own... *whistles innocently*

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