Official Clinic Thread - For Fainting, Hyperventilating, Etc

[Mania]

If you feel the need for medical assistance ... err, please see a doctor.

If, however, you need someplace to faint, swoon, hyperventilate, explode, pass out, etc. after looking over all the recent pet changes in Cataclysm, please feel free to use one of our cots in this thread.

Edit: Now accepting patients who are waiting for the Shattering!

[Raydex-of-the-dawn]

Raydex has arrived! She's here to transmute rocks into fainting couches <3 She's unable to faint, because she's still convinced it's all a dream.

[Rawr]

Hey Mania can I hold onto the Defibrillator, looking at all the new posts we may need it

[Teigan]

This seemed necessary, given the new tameables. Also, a handy drool bucket and box of tissues.

[Teigan]

And here I just installed a fainting couch on the forum!

[Vephriel]

*flops down on a cot and starts giggling insanely about purple crocolisks*

[Eldanalune]

*Drool seeps from side of mouth as he starts cackling madly like The Joker seeing all the new pet additions on the forum. Bounces off all eight walls.*

[Ade]

Hmmmm, maybe a few straight jacket's as well

[Ikutai]

*hugs a new Tiger-skinned Shango and giggles uncontrollably*

[Vephriel]

Hmmmm, maybe a few straight jacket's as well

>.>

<.<

*nod*

[Jangalian]

Zoooooooooooooomg!!!!!!!

*gathers a huge pile of all tameable everywhere in plushie form (except spiders) and flops into like a ball pit*

I shall donate these plushes to the thread!







Veph, there's a pile over there of plushie spiders. I can't...I just can't.. *shudders*

[Moonlost]

Any chance for some sedatives? I've been bouncing up and down in my chair nonstop after seeing Wain tame Chromaggus. XD

[Ade]

I may have a tranquilizer gun somewhere..........

[Vephriel]

Veph, there's a pile over there of plushie spiders. I can't...I just can't.. *shudders*

8D

*cannonballs into pile of spider plushies* Weeeeeeeeeeee! ^_____^

[Ade]

Veph, there's a pile over there of plushie spiders. I can't...I just can't.. *shudders*

8D

*cannonballs into pile of spider plushies* Weeeeeeeeeeee! ^_____^

*mutters* who's gonna have to clean those up?? me that's who....*mutters*

[Kamalia]

*giggles manically in a corner while leafing through photographs of all the new pets*

[Ana]

SO Many riding model cats... gaps for air. .then faints on the sofa.. I love, adore, more love the new cat models.. i am totally changing tårnfalks pet grid.. i :LOVE cats

[SgtMakkie]

This seemed necessary, given the new tameables. Also, a handy drool bucket and box of tissues.

You found meh Bucket!

[Moonlost]

Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking
Do you drink a lot?
Not really - I spill most of it!

*Gets shot*

EDIT: Joke was lame. Repaced with a better one... that is still lame.

[Lisaara]

So....many....new....pets.....