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Re: The bad joke game

#21 Unread post by Qinni » Sun Sep 01, 2013 2:35 am

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

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#22 Unread post by Mĭrya Namárië » Mon Sep 02, 2013 5:59 am

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#23 Unread post by Makoes » Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:32 am

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

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#24 Unread post by cowmuflage » Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:34 am

What do you call a pink blob with four smiley faces? A Ditto orgy >.>

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#25 Unread post by Slapperfish » Mon Sep 02, 2013 7:23 am

Which great Egyptian pharaoh farted infrequently? Toot-Uncommon.

What did the ape plant in his garden? Chim-pansies!

How do you make antifreeze? Hide her nightgown!

What do you call a girly envelope? A Femail!

What did the grape say when an elephant sat on it? Nothing, it just let out a little while.

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#26 Unread post by Mĭrya Namárië » Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:42 am

What word are the most educated? Hello

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Because it went to HIschool...

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#27 Unread post by Karathyriel » Fri Oct 23, 2015 3:20 pm

A pink unicorn comes into a bar and says: "As usual, please!"
The bartender turns around saying: "300 guests per day and you think I can remember your favorite drink?"

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"Shut up and keep reloading!"

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#28 Unread post by BombyxAndDaLoque » Sat Oct 24, 2015 3:19 pm

I was checking on this forum on page 10 to see if there was a very bad joke
Fortunately, no pun In ten did
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#29 Unread post by SylviaDragon » Sat Oct 24, 2015 9:40 pm

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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#30 Unread post by Novikova » Sat Oct 24, 2015 10:02 pm

What do zombie fishes eat?

Brain coral!

Hey, if you have any better fish jokes, let minnow.
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#31 Unread post by NathanBros » Wed Sep 14, 2016 5:09 pm

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car."



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