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Re: The derailing game.

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:03 pm
by Chrizesu
Gnome bites, get the while they're hot!

Re: The derailing game.

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:05 pm
by Saturo
Forks, they are in your eyes.

Re: The derailing game.

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:39 pm
by Ryno
I need people to post ideas for our next RP night in the Petopians Guild area of the forum. Tru fax.

Also.
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Re: The derailing game.

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:41 pm
by Saturo
*Sounds of a rogue being tortured*

Re: The derailing game.

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:51 pm
by Palladiamorsdeus
Anyone hear the one about the priest, the shaman, and the paladin who walked into a bar?

Re: The derailing game.

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:57 pm
by Saturo
Or the one about the paladin and the lock? The paladin gets his ass kicked.

Re: The derailing game.

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:03 pm
by Palladiamorsdeus
Hey, wasn't that the tale of our marriage?

*Coughs* So three orc's and a worgen are on a trail in the woods....

Re: The derailing game.

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:14 pm
by Saturo
When all of a sudden A ROBOT APPEARS AND SHOOTS THEM!

Re: The derailing game.

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:16 pm
by Rottingham
and then a evil pots and pans dinosaur devours the robot!

Re: The derailing game.

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:18 pm
by Saturo
Much rejoicing was had.
(Anyone that gets that quote gets bonuspoints.)

Re: The derailing game.

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:20 pm
by Rottingham
The monty python holy grail!
"And they ate the minstrils! *munching noises* and there was much rejoicing! *YAY*"

Re: The derailing game.

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:22 pm
by Palladiamorsdeus
And for all the world, Arty could not figure out why Marvin had Sarah's underthings on his head......

Re: The derailing game.

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:30 pm
by Saturo
Minstrel: [singing] Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...

Sir Robin: That's, uh, that's enough music for now, lads... looks like there's dirty work afoot!

Re: The derailing game.

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:15 pm
by Hunterseth
awsome....my game worked...

bah...only good music is classic rock.

Re: The derailing game.

Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 4:01 am
by Fworbin
Mmyess, classic rock is one of my favorite genres.

However, I find catching squirrels in lobster traps and mailing them to unsuspecting people more entertaining.

Re: The derailing game.

Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 4:07 am
by Saturo
Then eating them. Delicious.

Re: The derailing game.

Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 4:08 am
by Ryno
It's more fun to convince morons that lobsters make good pets.

And that a key component of caring for a lobster is to take it out and pour hot wax on it as they hold it.

Re: The derailing game.

Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 5:49 am
by Hunterseth
thats just cruel....your suppose to tell them that they need to give them a bath in boiling water.

Re: The derailing game.

Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 5:54 am
by Fworbin
Yes, and then they make that screaming noise...I give to thee the Potted Plant of Ridicule.

Re: The derailing game.

Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 5:56 am
by Saturo
"Bring us a shrubbey!"
"Yes, knights of Ni."
"One that looks nice."
"Of course."
"And not too expensive."
"Sure."