My Cookie!

[bluddy]

th..the..the WHOLE WILDLIFE POPOULAYLATION!!!! DESTROYED!!!!!!
*guilty
*faints
*coma

[GethlarNomudac]

*Teabag*

[GethlarNomudac]

*anotherteabag*

[Saturo]

*Watches*
So THAT'S what it means...

[GethlarNomudac]

exactly
*continues teabaggery*

[GethlarNomudac]

*More teabaggage*

[bluddy]

*who has the cookie atm am confused
**readies gun in the waiting of the one who has the cookie.

[GethlarNomudac]

SHE DOES
/points @ random orc female...

[Saturo]

*Stabs random orc female*
*Takes cookie*
Mine! Haha!
*Goes to secret mountain bunker*

[GethlarNomudac]

I am an amazing liar, I HAD THA COOKEH!!!!!.......
crap

[bluddy]

cookie......FETCH *throws a stick against geth* my mastiff goes to get it and savagely attacks geth...* returns with stick...*i poke geth with the stick* uncoscious...takes cookie and leaves >:)

[zedxrgal]

*Shoots Bluddy and mastiff with tranquilizing blow darts snatches cookie, takes off on supa fast motorcycle*
*ditches bike and hides in hollow tree in the woods*

[bluddy]

*wakes up with my mastiff growling* he catches the smell of the thief, on our way to him we finda super expensive motorcycle in fairly good shape...*doesn't care about cookie anymore and goes of to vend the nice vycle on the AH* afterwards i fly back to where i was and i start continuing my search...it'll take a while to find him...prolly underground or in a cave....we'll see what my genious mastiff can do

[Saturo]

*Writes mastiff and Bluddy into the lore*
*Kills them*
Since they're lore characters now, they're permanently dead!

*Makes off with Zed's tree*

[Azunara]

*shoots Saturo.*
*burns her body.*

Or I can just do that.

*steals crispy cookie!*

[zedxrgal]

*stomps Azu's foot and bites ankles and then runs off snickering wildly like some form of crazy squirrel clutching crispy cookie*

/shouts FEAR MY NIBBLES!!

[Moore]

*becomes Boba Fett and jet packs over to zed, uses his flamethrower, flies away with cookie stating that it is now a very crispy cookie*

[Azunara]

Aim....

FIRE!

*takes her flamethrower and blasts you, picks up the ashes that were the cookie and apply generous amount of Duct Tape.*

I've been practicing in my spare time. *holds flamethrower with pride.*

[zedxrgal]

*grabs epic firehose and drenches Azu and the flamethrower which goes out with a puff of smoke*
Giggle about giant hose
*snatches up soggy cookie and takes off on big giant speeding firetruck.*

[Azunara]

*launches nuke via remote detonator.*

*watches the big boom, safe in her bunker, than makes a new cookie.*