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Re: corrupt a wish

Unread post by SpiritBinder » Mon Jul 23, 2012 11:31 pm

Granted!
But the pack of raptors you befriend are actually part of a raptor gang! /Gasp!! and you get caught up in their gang rivalry /doublegasp!
A raptor from the opposing gang does a drive by and puts a cap in your ass, and the scent of the blood drives your befriended pack of raptors into a feeding frenzy!!! and they eat your face off... oh and that's where the phase "Bro before Hoes" came into existence, the end.

I wish I never to take part in this thread again.... ;)

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Re: corrupt a wish

Unread post by Crotalus Horridus » Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:01 am

Quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever read, however Raptor social structures did work like gangs, but they probably didn't eat fellow pack mates.

Granted!
However, you are slowly dragged back into the thread because of your curiosity of how I responded to your post!

I wish to go back to the same time period as I wished before, turn myself into a dinosaur, befriend a raptor, hybridize with it, and then go back to the present and conquer the world with super-dinosaurs.

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Re: corrupt a wish

Unread post by Rottingham » Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:17 am

Granted, but your super dinosaurs are the modern forms of dinosaurs (aka chickens and emus) and you are laughed at and give up ruling the world and open a KFC instead...

I wish I rescued a damsel in distress... Who is also in leopard print

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Re: corrupt a wish

Unread post by Crotalus Horridus » Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:35 am

Granted!
However, the damsel you rescued in Leopard Print isn't a damsel at all, she is in fact a Leopard! (Gasp!) With rabies! (Double Gasp!) She then devours you and shows her true form, a Dingo! (Triple Gasp!) Once she is in her true form, the Dingo, she goes to a hospital and steals a baby! (Uber Gasp!11!!1!)

I wish to grow wings and fly away.

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Re: corrupt a wish

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Re: corrupt a wish

Unread post by Crotalus Horridus » Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:39 am

Granted!
But... the Champagne is really elephant urine! Mwahahahahahahahaahahaahaahahahahaaaahaahhaahaa!


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Re: corrupt a wish

Unread post by Tsuki » Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:25 pm

Granted!

... except they don't have any of that stuff, and just end up setting you off in the middle of nowhere, after shaving off all your hair and taking an eyeball :c

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Re: corrupt a wish

Unread post by Rottingham » Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:30 pm

Granted, but your mind only WANTS you to teleport bathroom once an hour every hour...

I wish I could run up a building without losing stamina!

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Re: corrupt a wish

Unread post by NathanBros » Wed Sep 14, 2016 5:55 pm

Granted, but it gives you sickness.

I wish these withdraw symptoms gone fast.
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