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Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 9:31 am
by Ikutai
granted. now you know, but wish you hadn't. It happens to be the name of a stripper who specializes in chocolate pudding.
I wish for world peace.
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 9:32 am
by Saturo
Granted, but I'm appointed the new world leader, and I quickly set about constructing a new system of gulags.
I wish for more episodes of the Simpsons.
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 9:36 am
by Ikutai
granted. But they're played in reverse. and homer wears a wig.
I wish to be Saturo's General of Domestic and Foreign "Peacekeeping".
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 9:37 am
by Saturo
Granted, but after failing to construct a massive orbital laser for me you're placed in the gulag.
I wish for some rain. The air is dry right now. :(
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 12:45 am
by Litlemouse
Granted, FLOOOOD!
I wish I could get out more often -.-
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:34 am
by Ikutai
granted! But you forgot to put pants on. *looks away*
I wish for someone else to make my wish.
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:02 am
by Xella
Granted, but you end up disappointed with the ultimate results because you had a different wish in mind.
I wish this book was less boring
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:06 am
by Saturo
Granted, but it's now a movie. I wish I had something to do.
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 10:16 am
by Azunara
Granted. You've been blasted out into space without means of oxygen. You are now dying.
I wish my pokemon were higher leveled. I hate grinding.
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 10:21 am
by Saturo
Granted, but they kill you for being so lazy.
I wish for a fire extinguisher.
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 12:07 pm
by Serendipity82
Granted, but it doesn't work.
I wish it was this afternoon so I could be eating Easter dinner.
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 12:17 pm
by Azunara
Granted. But you get shot as soon as you finish your meal. (*shrugs?*)
I wish I could have something tasty to drink that won't kill me.
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 5:42 pm
by Ikutai
granted, but it freezes you in carbonite instead.
I wish for a wish that isn't his wish but could be her wish, but might not be your wish, but might be my wish, but probably isn't.
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 5:44 pm
by Saturo
Granted. You are now a horse.
I wish I had a knife.
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:57 am
by Ikutai
granted. it's a styrofoam knife.
I wish I were a Sith.
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 8:55 am
by Tsiya
You are a Sith. Darth Maul, right after the cutting in half and before the falling forever.
I wish mornings weren't so busy.
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 6:08 am
by bluddy
You wake up, look around.. u'r wife is dead
i wish that i would be able to fix that damned computer!
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 6:12 am
by Rawr
Its fixed, but your mouse, keyboard, and headphones are broken, whahahaaaa.
I wish Lord Marrowgar would stop sleeping on my keyboard.
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 6:50 am
by Aeladrine
Lord Marrowgar has stopped sleeping on your keyboard and has decided to sleep on your face instead, ignoring all gravitational possibilities.
I wish Green Lanterns were real and I was chosen to be one. So cooooooool. *u*
Re: corrupt a wish
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:43 pm
by Crotalus Horridus
You get your ring, but a Squirrel made by the government with the powers to turn invisible steals your ring and flushes it down to toilet, and is thus lost forever.
I wish I could travel back in time to 75 Million Years Ago and befriend a pack of Raptors.