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The scratch will go away... but migrate to a spot on your back that is difficult to reach! O___O

I wish I had some ice cream.

True! It's dirt flavored.

I wish I could spontaneously combust. (Corrupt THAT.)

Granted, you spontaneously combust, but instead of feeling pain, you feel very happy. And silly. Then you run away and join the circus as a clown.

I wish more people would capture/release mice instead of killing them.

Granted but the released mice are tormentel and slowly killed by cats...arent you glad they were released?

I wish I had a 3DS

Granted. But under some strange compulsion, you give it to me. Thanks!

I wish for...I dunno, a phoenix.

Litlemouse wrote: I wish more people would capture/release mice instead of killing them.

Granted! We are raising an orphaned baby mouse in our house right now!

No, really. I am not kidding.

Azunara wrote:Granted. But under some strange compulsion, you give it to me. Thanks!

I wish for...I dunno, a phoenix.

You get your wish. But your phoenix set you on fire and you are now dead.

I wish I could draw trees.

Granted. Your trees look like this:
I wish I could draw horses.

Granted, you can now draw horses so well they literly come to life and trample you!

I wish standing on my feet all day didnt hurt.

Granted. You have no feet.

I wish people wouldn't make me so upset lately! ARGH! (Not u guys ^_^)

Granted! Everyone is nice to you...when you're looking.

I wish my boss wouldn't keep finding stupid little BS jobs for me to do every single day...

Granted! But now you're bored all the time.

I wish my lab notebook was done! >:|

Granted, except that your professor hands it back to you and tells you to start over.

I wish my cat wouldn't wake me up at 4 am every morning.

Your cat doesn't wake you up at 4 in the morning anymore. Instead, he eats all your food at 4 in the morning instead.

I wish I didn't have to do soooo muuuch homework.

Granted, you have no more homework, but you have to repeat your grade in school because you failed all your tests.


I wish I had a pony.

Granted. It's a rabid My Little Faron. It eats you.

I wish for a brownie.

**dies laughing**

Granted, but the little monster makes your life miserable!
brownie

I wish The house would vacuum itself.

Granted, your vacuum becomes sentient and vacuums....and kills you.

I wish for more french toast.

Granted, a bunch of French people come for a visit, but Deathwing flies by and Toastes them!

I wish Everything was free!

Granted, everything is free, but everything is also plastic and breaks easily. You have to get a new sink every time you wash your hands.

I wish I could kill all paladins in ONE SHOT!