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Krysannis
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#1 Unread post by Krysannis » Sun May 22, 2011 4:34 pm

I know we have some punny people on this forum so hit me with your best puns!

I'll start:

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.



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#2 Unread post by Redith » Sun May 22, 2011 8:54 pm

Check out my Crocolisk Ginger, Be careful Ginger snaps
Canibal Joe will trade you two skulls for your skull, either way you come out ahead
When a son said that his ambition was to drive an army tank his father said 'I won't stand in your way'.
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Coast Guardsmen make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
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#3 Unread post by Krysannis » Sun May 22, 2011 8:57 pm

Haha. I love puns <3
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#4 Unread post by Krysannis » Sun May 22, 2011 8:58 pm

Also, thanks to whomever moved this to it's rightful home :)
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#5 Unread post by Cerele » Sun May 22, 2011 9:14 pm

something like
I think im addicted to wow, so i got the patch...
(4.2 you probably saw it but ehh... i havent made many puns lately)
you probably saw that too... ehh ill shut up now im rambling
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#6 Unread post by Chimera » Sun May 22, 2011 9:20 pm

i cannot come up with any unless its completely accidental but i really gotta say that i love puns and these are hilarious xD

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#7 Unread post by Magnakilro » Sun May 22, 2011 9:21 pm

Have you seen Therazane lately? Man...she's stone ugly!
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#9 Unread post by Litlemouse » Mon May 23, 2011 12:11 am

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#10 Unread post by Karin » Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:38 am

I like female taurens. How udderly peculiar.

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#11 Unread post by Tufak » Fri Nov 04, 2011 5:36 pm

Scientists have shown that those who enjoy puns are more likely to enter Ivy League colleges. Therefore, be careful, because if you use a pun, you might go to Yale.

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#12 Unread post by NathanBros » Wed Sep 14, 2016 6:00 pm

"I'm addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want."
Checkout my Mario blog (Portuguese): Jogos do Mario Bros.

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