"Where are you, rare mounts?" Magic Luck Thread

[Ziarre]

I hope you're not shy because I killed your mate a few times, Aeonaxx.

[Ziarre]

I am awake to greet the dawn. WHAT WITCHERY IS THIS?

Rare-camp-witchery is what. :c *tries to cast spell to summon Aeonaxx?*

[Ziarre]

Please spawn tonight, Aeonaxx. Today sucked.

[Chimera]

Slaaaaabhideee, please drop your mount so i can reforge back to marks ;_;

[Ziarre]

*wishes luck* You heard him, Slabhide. I ran 217 kills that I counted, surely you can use some of those in place for some of his runs so it drops sooner aye?

[Castile]

Id really like an azure drake please pretty please with sugar on top!

[Sasrei]

Dear mr zg raptor: please drop
Dear mr rng dice: please let me roll a 100

[SylviaDragon]

*Douses self in liquefied strong-smelling magic thread luck*
Hello Aeonaxx.
I have dove to the deepest depths of the sea for Poseidus, weathered the frozen snows of Northrend for Time lost and ventured though the decollate sands of the desert for my gray camel. It took weeks. It took months. But one by one I found them. Now you are all that’s left.
I ask that you now join me and my brood in our adventures across this world plagued by bad guys just asking to get eaten by dragons. I promise to take good care of you. There are lots of other dragons for you to hang out with so you wont feel lonely and they all take turns flying with me so you don’t have to worry about being overworked. Your friend slabhide and his cousin from vorext are here too just waiting to welcome you! And if your are afraid to leave your mate don’t worry; we have come to an understanding and don’t fight anymore so we can always go visit deepholm again. =)
Now since dragons like yourself seem to enjoy poems I (tried) to make one for you.

Deep underground where the stone gives light
A single lone dragon begins to take flight
Many did try and many did fail
Who among mortals has the endurance to prevail?

Where bats seek blood from rocks gone dry,
A single lone hunter dares to try
Quiet yet confident she waits underground
Resolve now hardened, she utters not a sound

Dragon of ashes, dragon of stone
Will you always choose to fly alone?
Dragon of crystal, dragon of glass
How long shall I wander as the days pass?

This realm knows only shadows untouched by sun
Come with me into the light, your adventure has just begun
Dragon of solitude, dragon of rock
How long must I wait against the decay of the clock?

You are stoic and enduring this much I know is true
I only hope that someday you let me come and join you
Dragon of myth, dragon of pride
Wont you please, oh please let me come along for the ride?

A hunter and her brood awaits you in the night
Quietly and patiently, until you take flight
And in the night she will greet you, when you thought you were alone
And in the night she will smile, and say “welcome home.”

Hope to see you soon!

[SylviaDragon]

it would seem that i need more thread luck. I found you and i clicked on you....but i didnt get to mount you. so *rolls around in threat luck* Pleas Aeonaxx! please please plase pleas come play with me! its so cold and lonely in deepholm!
now back to camping.

[Castile]

Going after Ashes tonight, please please some luck ^.^

[Lampray]

oh great and powerful magic mount thread, please let me roll 100 on tonight's heroic rag mount.

[Snowy]

Anzu. I honestly think I'm going insane. I swear I felt my eye twitch when I saw you before killing you earlier. And once again, no mount. Coming up to 80 runs now.

[Shadow]

TLPD, you haven't spawned in 4 days, going on 5, please spawn on my spawn point! I'll even let you eat my face a little!

[Varethyn]

Baron Rivendare, I have just about had it with you and your instance. Kithren, my paladin, has been sitting at 99 mounts for ages hoping to get your Deathcharger as his 100th mount. Even now with the new patch I chose Stratholme as my training grounds for Kith, yet 150 runs later you still refuse to drop it. Oh I know I could log my hunter now and share his mounts, or pick up my Imperial Quilen, but no: I want YOUR mount because it's given me so much hassle. I've come too far to give up now.

I'm losing my mind. PLEASE give up your horse so I can finally enjoy myself.

[Sasrei]

Mr raptor boss dude, I really want your little raptor mount. Ive seen him a few times now but have yet to win the roll. So please drop more so that maybe ill get lucky and roll over a 50.. hopefully a 100.. pls.

Dear mr dice. Please roll over 50 uhh 90+ for something I really want. Im entirely sick of zg now.. 4 hours a day sometimes is a little.. depressing.

[Lodenuri]

I wish there was some way to make Aeonaxx spawn. Like some magic combination of rare spawn kills that makes him spawn.

[Gelannerai]

Come on TLPD. Please? I'll buy you dinner.

[Lodenuri]

Come on TLPD. Please? I'll buy you dinner.

I know that feeling. He is a bastard to get.

[Snowy]

I keep seeing the Onyxian Drake in my dreams. Or Onyxia. Or just the fight in general. I hope this means something. The first one is going to my fiance and I really want him to get it!

[Hisae]

Raven lord! Please drop! Aeonaxx! Please appear for farron! You would love to be with all the other drakes! please guys come home!