I teased these characters over on the main transmog thread a while back, and never really got around to compiling some RP-centric character bios until now. But I finally have some time aside to write all this out, and it's time to show the world (or at least you guys) the colorful cast of characters I've cobbled together over on Wyrmrest Accord.
Bel'naithas Scionsky (pronunciation guide here)
Born to High Elf nobility, Bel'naithas was just a mere boy when Arthas and his Scourge army marched through Quel'thalas. With his parents either dead or raised into undeath and his old home in ashes, he sought out a living in the wilderness, teaching himself to hunt, fight, survive and become less dependant on magic, though he would inevitably be drawn back to the Sunwell's power in due time. The last remaining relic of the Scionsky family legacy is his pet turtle, Old Morlo, who once basked in the sunlit pond of his father's estate. Though an incredibly skilled hunter and well-versed engineer, Bel'naithas is not one for public events unless monetary gain is involved; his time spent in the wilds hasn't taught him very many people skills, making him a socially awkward introvert. Bel'naithas is also hypersensitive to cold for some inexplicable reason (some believe it reminds him of the chill of death), and is almost exclusively seen wearing long-sleeved garments and fur-padded chainmail, or sitting comfortably by the fire with his trusty dragonhawk and living flint-and-tinder, Considria.Fun Facts:
- Bel'naithas is the first character I've ever roleplayed with in WoW. Many of his characteristics stem from my initial hesitance to partake in some impromptu roleplay, but have stuck ever since.
- Bel's first true foray into RP was an "ugly sweater" costume contest being held in Winterspring during Winter's Veil. He won second place and recieved 20,000g in exchange for freezing his butt off in a bright blue loincloth.
- Bel's dragonhawk Considria is actually named after a popular segment on Bill Nye, "Consider the Following", and Old Morlo gets his name from the turtle in The NeverEnding Story.
Lazlopp Leverspan, MASTER OF MISCHIEF!
Have you recently fallen into the Stormwind canals from tripping on a banana peel? Are there gryphon droppings on you during clear skies? Did you find a ravenous jormungar in your feast that wasn't there before? Lazlopp Leverspan is likely the one to blame! A seasoned troublemaker who was formerly the apprentice of a seasoned toymaker, Lazopp is the self-proclaimed Master of Mischief, and spends his days coming up with pranks, japes and jokes to pull on both Alliance and Horde alike. These often have the expected result of frustrating those involved; Lazlopp prides himself on such frustrations, however, and only ever gets satisfaction out of getting a rise out of others. Of course, pranks and engineering often go hand-in-hand, and some of his creations have been repurposed into powerful weapons and trusty bodyguards in light of a handful of anonymous death threats. Despite his trollish tendencies and a slight fear of death, Lazlopp is just as capable a fighter as he is a prankster, utilizing trick shots, traps and target dummies into his arsenal on a regular basis.Fun Facts:
- Lazlopp's first-ever prank turned his former master into a talking pile of sludge. Can only go up from there, I suppose.
- It should be no surprise that Lazlopp is a huge narcissist. Aside from the fact that he pilots a giant mechanical gnome head, he once tried to create a holiday in his honor, to be celebrated every year on the first day of April, though it was sadly a fruitless effort.
- Rumor has it that he's currently planning his biggest, most elaborate prank yet...
Zun'ti
A potent fighter whose very name is mentioned only in intimidated whispers among the Burning Legion, Zun'ti is an incredibly skilled demon hunter whose dark blades have cleaved though the souls of a thousand demons.Or at least, that's what he'd have you think.
In truth, there is likely more fel blood coursing through the veins of your average rat than there is through Zun'ti's. Though he certainly has shown remarkable swordsmanship and is capable of great feats of agility and cunning, Zun'ti is just a mere rogue with an edgier-than-usual fashion sense. Ever since he learned of the Illidari's presence in Dalaran, he has been enthralled with the prospect of becoming a demon hunter himself, hunting down demonic prey from hundreds of yards away without the need for sight. Zun'ti has even taken up Inscription to give himself some sweet tattoos, though these usually end up washing off in water. Despite his constant attempts to convince the Illidari that he's met all possible criteria on his own (he's tried "sacrificing everything," but it all just keeps regenerating back), his efforts are always met with rejection, as if the Illidari were less of a lifestyle and more of an "elves-only club".
Fun Facts:
- Though I originally leveled him for the usual alt role of "resident lockpicker", the idea for Zun'ti being a fake Demon Hunter stemmed from a conversation over Trade chat, where players were trying to present solid evidence on why other races should be demon hunters, leading to the current "wrong class" character concept that's usually played up for laughs.
- Zun'ti is not actually blind, and will often lift his blindfold to see where he's going or who he's fighting. (I actually have a macro that switches between Cursed Vision of Sargeras and Wicked Leather Headband to simulate this in-game.)
- His trademark toe claws may or may not be real. Either way, his Kicks certainly hurt more.
Selithira Shadowgaze
Likely one of the oldest blood elves to ever join the Illidari, Selithira is a spiteful woman who treats most people with contempt. Looking down on the rest of the world from a single fel eye, her cold-hearted demeanor and clear signs of age have earned her the name "The Fel Hag" among her peers, though those who dare to say that to her face often wind up with a twisted blade through theirs. Despite the years catching up to her, she still holds her own like no other, able to withstand countless blows from her enemies and returning the pain in kind.Fun Facts:
- Selithira is almost exclusively Vengeance spec (seriously, I don't think I ever picked up the Havoc artifact on her) and uses a more damage-oriented tank build, built around keeping Demon Spikes up for as long as possible.
- Selithira is actually left-handed! It's often difficult to depict a southpaw in-game, but the the Vengeance hidden artifact skin acting as a makeshift fel shield helped to make that idea a reality. Prior to that, I used Ogre Pocket Knife for her main hand weapon.
- Her signature missing eye is likely the result of demonic mutation from consuming the heart of an Inquisitor. Lifting the blindfold reveals a smooth patch of skin-covered bone where her eye socket used to be.
Kahanta Summermane
One of the first Highmountain to offer their service to the Horde after the Legion's defeat, Kahanta is an honorable soul whose sweet demeanor masks the beating heart of a young warrior. Skilled in the ways of druidism, Kahanta is often malcontent with harming nature, only doing so if it's meant to restore balance to the world. She is often seen tending to the plants and herbs scattered across Orgrimmar, as well as raining Moonfire down upon any foolish Alliance who think they can sneak into the city's walls.Fun Facts:
- Her status as one of the first Highmountain inducted into the Horde isn't just an RP concept. Originally leveling as a tank for faster dungeon queues, she was lauded by many a groupmate as "the moose tank" during the first week of Allied races going live, which probably meant that Highmountain Druid tanks were in short supply early on.
- Since then, she has almost exclusively been Balance spec, with the combination of Bull Rush and Flap being quite a spectacle to behold. Seriously, she flapped her way from the top of Moonglade to the southern end of Winterspring in her 40s. It was both hilarious and awesome.
- Prior to her "Horde pride" aesthetic, Kahanta's outfit had a more flower-oriented theme, and was one of the few times I've eschewed heirloom headgear while leveling for something more cosmetic.
Maelenicus Voidshatter
A powerful warlock in his own right, Maelenicus has always been one to seek out new sources of power. Though formerly a blood elf, Maelenicus Sunshatter was always the argumentative type, and never really got along with the rest of his Horde contemporaries. His self-centered lust for power at the cost of others certainly didn't help, either. Many of his actions in the grand scheme of things have been put into question, such as the enslavement of Vazeel'fazag, a powerful Legion dreadnaught who effortlessly cut through swaths of Alliance and Horde alike during the assault on Hellfire Citadel.When Maelenicus heard about the return of Alleria Windrunner and a new opportunity to harness the Void, his choice was an obvious one. Maelenicus left the Horde without a second thought and became a Void Elf to bolster his dark powers even further...
Fun Facts:
- Believe it or not, it was the Felguard's name that came first, not the character. When I first learned that Vazeelfazag was one of the possible randomized Felguard names, I spent hundreds (and I do mean HUNDREDS) of attempts to get the name to show up on a newly-created warlock. Thank goodness Void Elves start at level 20...
- I spent WAY more time than I needed to trying to farm both the Accursed Dreadsteed mount and Kibler's Bits recipe solely for Maelenicus to use. I'm sure you can sense a pattern here with this character: style over substance.
- Just like the Felguard, Maelenicus' name was randomly generated. Who knew the name randomizer could churn out something so awesomely badass-sounding?
Bauman, the Scarlet Janitor
The Scarlet Crusade has certainly seen better days. Bauman, a once proud member of the Crusade, has been reduced to the role of clean-up duty just to eke out a living in a post-Crusade world. He is usually found sweeping and scrubbing the floors of various taverns across Stormwind, once the parties have blown over and the barkeeps close up shop for the night. A deluded daydreamer, Bauman often yearns for the halcyon days of eradicating Scourge filth off the face of Azeroth. Now, all he eradicates are vomit stains off the face of barstools at the Pig and Whistle.Fun Facts:
- "The Scarlet Janitor" was originally concieved as an in-joke back in Vanilla between a friend and I, consisting of a hastily put-together outfit that included Deepdive Helmet, a Farmer's Broom, Tabard of the Scarlet Crusade, and Gloves of the Hypnotic Flame to simulate rubber gloves.
- Bauman is forever level 31, one level lower than the minimum level of mobs in the original Library wing of Scarlet Monastery.
- Bauman's water elemental is pretty much just an oversized bar of animated soap.
I'll be sure to post more characters here as I level them! Let me know what you guys think of my first romp into RP!
~ Slapperfish >*)))>{
