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Funny NPC sayings

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2018 1:51 pm
by Iowawolf
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Just did a world quest and when it ended the quest giver didn't know my Skyterror wasn't furry as this text says what other funny NPC sayings has anyone else heard?

Re: Funny NPC sayings

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2018 3:59 pm
by Sukurachi
one of my favourites was in Pandaria, where everyone was rush rush rushing to get to max level to do end-game content... and every other NPC would say "Slow down, take your time".

Re: Funny NPC sayings

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2018 4:35 pm
by Jelani
I still get a chuckle thinking about the pandaria quest that made fun of the "arrow to the knee" joke from Skyrim

Theres even a new Tortollan version. "I used to be an adventurer like you....then I got better," XD

Re: Funny NPC sayings

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2018 5:32 pm
by GormanGhaste
"What is the traditional greeting in Suramar City?"

Re: Funny NPC sayings

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2018 12:51 pm
by Wain
The one that makes me laugh is one of the generic intros for world quests in Nazmir, for Horde. Talanji's head pops up and says she's heard that "an enemy close-by wishes for your death". It's always funny when it turns out to be a riverbeast or a bug or something. A riverbeast with underworld connections that has let it be known it wants you dead. :lol:

Re: Funny NPC sayings

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2018 12:32 pm
by Holgarr
Wain wrote:The one that makes me laugh is one of the generic intros for world quests in Nazmir, for Horde. Talanji's head pops up and says she's heard that "an enemy close-by wishes for your death". It's always funny when it turns out to be a riverbeast or a bug or something. A riverbeast with underworld connections that has let it be known it wants you dead. :lol:
I did once read that more people die to hippos than crocodiles each year, so she may be on to something.

Re: Funny NPC sayings

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2018 1:16 pm
by Teigan
I like Flynn's approach: That...that thing! Kill it! Kill it with fire!

Re: Funny NPC sayings

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2018 5:51 pm
by Bangeall
Love Flynn so much!

I love the human and dwarf veterans who amble about Stormwind discussing their (mis)adventures. "Wasn't that your wedding night?" I love that these random NPCs have their own stories. We don't know all the details, but it makes the world feel more alive.

Re: Funny NPC sayings

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2018 7:29 am
by GormanGhaste
Oh, I just remembered the Monty Python bit at Greywatch in Stormheim.