Ok come on, someone had to start this thread. What do you think their jokes are going to be?
Im hoping for one of them to be "Everbody was kung-fu fighting...."
Panda jokes
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Holgarr
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Re: Panda jokes
"I don't see what the problem is - it's all black and white to me."
"Do I what in the woods? That's a rather personal question, don't you think?"
"I saw a man with a Pandaren tattoo the other day. He was so proud of it, I didn't have the heart to tell him it didn't say 'Strength and Wisdom' but rather 'Chicken with Orange Sauce'..."
"Good drink, good company, and good fighting - what could be better than this?"
"Do I what in the woods? That's a rather personal question, don't you think?"
"I saw a man with a Pandaren tattoo the other day. He was so proud of it, I didn't have the heart to tell him it didn't say 'Strength and Wisdom' but rather 'Chicken with Orange Sauce'..."
"Good drink, good company, and good fighting - what could be better than this?"
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Re: Panda jokes
"They don't let me into resturants. They all have this crazy idea that I'm going to eat, shoot and leave. (bamboo shoots, leaves, etc)
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Re: Panda jokes
I am not big boned, I am well muscled!
Better fat then forsaken!
Dwarves only wish they could drink like a pandarean!
Quick! Pass me a drink, I need to Tank!
Better fat then forsaken!
Dwarves only wish they could drink like a pandarean!
Quick! Pass me a drink, I need to Tank!
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Re: Panda jokes
"Them furbolgs have nothing on me."
*Shrugs.*
*Shrugs.*
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Re: Panda jokes
"why am I black and white? So I can hide in a oreo factory of corse!"
XD sorry.
XD sorry.
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Re: Panda jokes
"I honestly don't know why everyone keeps calling me a 'blackjack'." (Jack Black/Kung-Fu Panda reference)
"When I was young, I was always told to 'trust my gut'. Two hundred pounds later, I don't regret that statement one bit."
Maybe they'll slip some "Wise Confucious" lines in the mix.
"Paladin who walk with arms, Lay on Hands."
"When I was young, I was always told to 'trust my gut'. Two hundred pounds later, I don't regret that statement one bit."
Maybe they'll slip some "Wise Confucious" lines in the mix.
"Paladin who walk with arms, Lay on Hands."