Official Clinic Thread - For Fainting, Hyperventilating, Etc

[Lupis]

Amg. Amg. Amg.
*Lies down and continues to repeat that for a while*
Amg. Amg.
CATS. SO MANY CATS.
AND JORMUNGERS!
AMGGGGGGGG

[Saturo]

*Injects ShadowAkz with morphine*

[Ryna]

How about SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'ing? Is that ok?

*squees anyhow*

[Falcon]

I'll forever be hoping for gyreworms, but as with all the other news so far, I'm quite content with what'll be coming to us in the expansion.

*nabs a blue blighthound plushie and a Chromaggus plushie from the pile and flops down to watch the ensuing chaos*

[Kaswryn]

*falls asleep curled up in a mound of cat, worm, and canine plushies*

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[zedxrgal]

OH MAH HEART! I jus don't think mah ticker is gonna make it!! *Ack*
*passes out cold on couch into pile of pet plushies, comes to, blinks, checks forum pet list, passes out again**

[Rhyela]

DUSKFANG!!!
RED WARP STALKER!!!
BLACK JORMUNGAR!!!

I think I forgot to mention Duskfang. Holy freaking crap, this is awesome. I can't wait to get Nemaeus back! :3

Eeeeee!

*wheeze*

Aaaaaaaah!!!!!!! I feel like asking for thunder lizards is a lot to ask at this point, because I am literally OVERFREAKINGJOYED that I'm getting Duskfang! Yes yes yes!!! I'm gonna have to go to my favorite Mexican restaurant to celebrate!

I can't stop typing because I'm so HAPPEH!!! I really have not been this excited (almost typed "sexcited" O.o) since I tamed Apollyon. This is just magnificent!!!

[Raydex-of-the-dawn]

-works on her plush wind serpent-

WHY NO NEW WIND SERPENTS BLIZZ? DEADLOCK WANT FRIEENDDS. FRIEND

[Vephriel]

PURPLE CROCOLISK!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry...felt like reiterating that.

[Dragondarch]

I don't get excited easily, and Terrorpene is the only one that really makes me happeh...

...so I'll put this handy guest list on the front counter. Please be sure to sign in when you arrive. There's complimentary cookies and milk on the counter next to it (courtesy of Vephriel...I think). I'll be in the back room organizing the supplies the rest of the staff is burning through in an attempt to make it easier to get their hands on in case of an emergency.

Just ring the buzzer if you need anything specific, or directions.

[Saturo]

*Injects Veph with morphine*

[Dragondarch]

Saturo, I just managed to find a couple extra cases of Morphine in behind a couple of boxes of pet snacks...any particular place you want them?

[Saturo]

Ooh! Neat! Thanks! Just stack them with the rest.
*Points at pile of crates*

:D

[Jangalian]

*steals syringe and small bottle of morphine, and injects Saturo with it*

LET US HAVE OUR ENTHUSIASM, I SAY.

*picks up limp Saturo and dumps her into the plush pile*

[Saturo]

Fools! I'm saving you... From... Yourselves...!

*Snore*

[Kalliope]

In light of Rhyela's post, going to add these to the list of things happy hunters need to not soil themselves:





Didn't want to confuse a raid bucket with the drool bucket....

Please don't soil yourselves!



(This thread made me so happy, lol! Thanks, Mania! And the couch made me giggle so hard, Teigs, heeeeeee! )

[Raydex-of-the-dawn]

MAMMOTH TREATS FOR EVERYPET!

[SylviaDragon]

*squees* im going to finaly get my demonic, mutated, two-headed dragon hound!!!! and the red warpies are back!! *falls into a level of over-excited celebration that has not been seen since the day i chuged a gallon mountain dew*

[Jangalian]

Fools! I'm saving you... From... Yourselves...!

*Snore*

*covers Saturo with a light blanket and puts earmuffs on her ears to block out all the other hunters' squeels*

[Teigan]

dragonpuppy dragonpuppy dragonpuppy dragonpuppy DRAGONPUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (yes, i'm still that excited about it) *curls up on couch thinking happy dragon thoughts and muttering incoherently*