It's another post about balancing PvP--nothing much to read in the main post itself. Comments begin about how PvP should be balanced around 1v1, because then 5v5 etc would automatically be balanced, conversation turns toward balance.
Then this guy posts this--maybe it's an old joke, but I lol'd nonetheless:
I kinda understand that scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock beat scissors, but there's no way paper can beat rock come on!
Paper is suposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobile? Why cant paper do this to scissors, why cant paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to make notes in the class?
Ima tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear him apart.
When i play rock paper scissors, i always choose rock. If somebody claims to have beat me with their paper i can punch them in the face with my rock shaped fist and say, oh sorry, i though paper would protect you!