The Raid

[Saturo]

> Can you get close enough to the God to whack it? If not, tell the wasp to do it. If so, tell the wasp to attack it at a different spot.

You rush up to whacking range, and thus commenceth the whackings. Since your Headless Silithid Wasp is on Defensive, he swoops over to the back of the god and starts stinging.
"Your efforts... Are futile... Your life... Must end..."
A Large Eyeball is rising from the top of the Old God, and it's starting to glow eerily. A beam of pure light shoots out and hits your Headless Sikithid Wasp. It's health is now 75%. Overhéalz has casted Wild Growth. Your party is rapidly regenerating health.

> Tell Sidous to start blasting it with warlocky stuff.

You needn't force him. He's happy to oblige. He's rapidly dotting the Old God up.

> Quickly analyze how much blood you and your party have, and if bottling some and using it as a distraction is feasible.

You're a Gnome, so you don't have a lot of blood. You doubt Overhéalz sap would work, and you sort of need the humans to be fully conscious.

> That door still open?

Indeed it is. Apparently this room isn't a trap, like all the other rooms before it.

[Fworbin]

> Your wasp has an Impale, right? Aim for the eye!
> Tentyo doing anything? If not, get him to start stabbing stuff.
> God's health? And it's immobile, right? Besides the tentacles?

[Saturo]

> Your wasp has an Impale, right? Aim for the eye!

Aiming shouldn't be too hard, the eye is huge. Your Headless Silithid Wasp impales the eye, causing it to burst and spread eye-goo all over the place. The Old God quickly sinks down into the black liquid.

> Tentyo doing anything? If not, get him to start stabbing stuff.

He unsheaths his daggers and slips into Stealth. As soon as something stabbable comes along he'll stab it. Stab it good.

> God's health? And it's immobile, right? Besides the tentacles?

You can't see it anymore, it seems to have died and sunk deep, deep down.

You can hear the whispers yelling, seemingly in agony.

[Fworbin]

> Awesome. Victory dance.
> Congratulate yourself, and your comrades.
> Get some eye-slime in a bottle.
> Check the room for anything else, and leave.

[Saturo]

> Awesome. Victory dance.

You dance, and the others soon follow in on the little partytime. Except for Sidous. He's glaring at you.

> Congratulate yourself, and your comrades.

Done.

> Get some eye-slime in a bottle.

You use your Frosty Chicken-Chopper to scoop some goo into a bottle.
You have gained item Bottle of Goo. You have gained item Gooey Chicken-Chopper.

> Check the room for anything else, and leave.

There's an open door in the other end of the room, behind which you can see a stairase, seemingly leading upwards.

"You stop... Nothing... The plan... Is already in... Motion......"
The whispers seem to grow weaker with every word, Motion is hardly even audible. You decide to quickly run out trough the door.

You stand in Dimly Illuminated Stairwell. To the north is a door leading into the Old Gods room, the stairwell, leading upwards, is going south, constantly curving to the left.

[Fworbin]

> Go up the stairs.
> See what Sidous's problem is.
> Sniff the eye-goo, and try to figure out if it does anything.

[Saturo]

> Go up the stairs.

You start moving up the stairs.

> See what Sidous's problem is.

He seems depressed. Or maybe he just dislikes you. Both seem equally likely.

> Sniff the eye-goo, and try to figure out if it does anything.

You sniff it. Guh, this stuff is making you feel queasy.
[Eye-Goo]
Use: Drink, restoring 19800 mana over 18 seconds. If you spend more than 2 seconds drinking you will gain 2spirit and 2stamina, and throw up.

You reach the top of the stairs, and you can see a doorway leading out, just a few meters away. Happily, you rush towards it, and quickly step outside.
Oh crap. The sky is darkened, despite the fact that it's the middle of the day. A howling wind blows over the gloomy landscape, ripping up gusts of sand. You can see what appears to be meteors falling from the sky.

Find Fish is empty.

[Fworbin]

> Give the Eye-goo to Overhéalz, you don't have mana..Or the desire to throw up.
> Panic.

[Saturo]

> Give the Eye-goo to Overhéalz, you don't have mana..Or the desire to throw up.

He reluctantly accepts it, and tucks it into his pack.

> Panic.

You run around in circles, screaming wildly.
You start feeling hungry. You sure could go for some churje right now...

Find Fish is, creepily enough, still empty. You really wish you had some useful trackings, and suddenly remember that catform Druids can track humanoids. After asking Overhéalz to shift into his leopard form, you remind him to tell you if he senses anything.

Find Fish is empty.
Track Humanoids is empty.

[Fworbin]

> Look around. Any landmarks? Anything going on?

[Kalliope]

> Remember that the non-leopard cat form is the one that has tracking in it and ask Overhealz to change forms again, lest you look like a noob.

[Saturo]

> Remember that the non-leopard cat form is the one that has tracking in it and ask Overhealz to change forms again, lest you look like a noob.

You manage to make it look like it was Sidous' fault, and as Overhéalz shifts form again, you quickly look away, lest you giggle. A pink cat! Hah! You also find it slightly odd that you didn't notice that earlier.

> Look around. Any landmarks? Anything going on?

Well... There's some sand to the west. And to the east. And to the north. Here is also a Dim Path to the Northwest, and you can see some flickering lights along it. In the distance, near what could be estimated the end of the path, you can see an eerie glow, like if something really big was on fire. You can hear the buzzing of Silithids in the distance, but they sound somewhat agitated. Your Headless Silithid Wasp seems to be getting antsy from the sound. How it manages to hear is unknown to you.


Find Fish is empty.
Overhéalz gently pats you on the back, and points to the northwest. Upon looking closer in that direction, you can see a small campfire and a short figure sitting next to it, leaning it's head on it's palms, seemingly sad.

[Fworbin]

> Head towards the campfire, there might be food! Oh, and a person. But mostly food.

[Saturo]

> Head towards the campfire, there might be food! Oh, and a person. But mostly food.

You quietly walk towards it, though you're not really sure why. Your group is large enough to quickly kill anything that small. The shape looks somewhat Gnomish from back here.

As you walk closer, you see a robed Gnome sitting next to the fire, with a magical staff and what looks like reagents scattered around the fire.
"The Cenarion Outpost is destroyed. And don't go in that direction, the wasps are aggresive.". As she says the last part, she raises her arm and points Southeast.
Tentyo is quick to sit down next to the fire, most likely crushing some of the reagents in the process. The Mage (you're pretty sure she's a Mage) doesn't seem to care, or even notice.

Find Fish is empty.
Overhéalz isn't alerting you to the presence of unknown humanoids at this moment.

[Fworbin]

> Stutter about the outpost being destroyed, then ask about it.
> Find out who you're talking to. Also, spec?
> Want to join the group?
> Can she summon some food?

[Saturo]

> Stutter about the outpost being destroyed, then ask about it.

"D-d-d-d-destroyed!? How?"
"Pyroblast. Don't ask... Apparently, large balls of exploding fire aren't too adept at stopping meteors."

> Find out who you're talking to. Also, spec?

You extend your hand, and say "Im Katoonf, and whom do I owe the pleasure?"
She quickly shakes it, and responds "Asunei".
"A pleasure indeed. So... What's your thing...?"
"I light stuff on fire. Tends to work out."

> Want to join the group?

Asunei has joined your group.
"Must we get going immediately? It's been quite a day."

> Can she summon some food?

"Of course I can!". Some flashes of pink light later and a small banquet is hovering in front of you. That scent... Could it be...?
CHURJE!

[Fworbin]

> A bounty of churje! Eat as much as you possibly can, then belch.
> Hmm. Sleep? Sleep would be great right about now. Sleep it is.
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[Saturo]

> A bounty of churje! Eat as much as you possibly can, then belch.

You feast on the Churje. Mmh... Wonderful flavour. After quickly devouring it all, you recline. As you do so, you burp. Manners? Hah! You're eating in the wild, stupid. No need for manners.

> Hmm. Sleep? Sleep would be great right about now. Sleep it is.

Zzzzzz...

You awake. It's now morning. While ordinarily it'd be sunny and rather silent at this hour, it is now dark, except for whatever it is that's producing that red glow. You can remember two ways to go. Along the path, to the burn out Outpost, or North West, to Un'Goro crater.
The sound of Tentyo snoring is getting on our nerves.

Find Fish is empty.

[Fworbin]

> Look for a small insect to drop in Tentyo's mouth, and if he wakes up, pretend it crawled into his mouth.
> Hmm..Destroyed, possibly silithid-infested outpost, or dinosaurs...Elves, or dinosaurs...Choices, always choices. Ask Asunei if there's anything left at the outpost. She was there, apparently...
> If not, dinosaurs it is.
> Say, is your wasp still around?

[Saturo]

> Look for a small insect to drop in Tentyo's mouth, and if he wakes up, pretend it crawled into his mouth.

You look around a bit, and spot a Small Anthill. You carefully pick up an ant, however, you are unprepared to the dangers of small, sharp pincers and ant acid. You put on your Purple Platemail Gloves, and try again. Success! You have gained Ant.
You sneak over to Tentyo, and drop the Ant. Ant enrages, dealing 50% increased damage. Tentyo jumps up with a start and yells incoherently, waking the rest of the camp.

> Hmm..Destroyed, possibly silithid-infested outpost, or dinosaurs...Elves, or dinosaurs...Choices, always choices. Ask Asunei if there's anything left at the outpost. She was there, apparently...

"Well, if you're looking for charred remnants of Druids and elven buildings, I guess you could go there... Or if you want to loot the town, but who'd want to pillage ancient druidic thingamagigs?"

> Say, is your wasp still around?

Based on the horrid smell, yes. Yuck! Who'd think headless, huge bugs would rot so quickly? You find it strange that death knights manage to maintain such a great... Non-rot...? Yeah, that's probably a word.

Find Fish is empty, and no humanoids are in sight.