Corrupted Wishes

[Jangalian]

Granted, but they still pull all aggro while you're in flight. When you land, every mob in an 80 mile radius attacks.

I wish you could tame gijinka of a certain pet, or are able to give them a potion to make them one.

[rubybeam]

granted but now all pets are gijinka, and all potions turns pets into gijinkan

i wish shrimp tasted better.

[Saturo]

Granted, but now you're allergic to it.

I wish cats would stop walking around here.

[Ëlfdragon]

Granted, but now they're wolves!

I wish King Krush would spawn for my Night Elf.

[rubybeam]

granted but now you can't tame/kill or look at it

i wish that i were not alliergic to shrimp

[Azunara]

Granted, instead you're allergic to your fire proof clothing. Because you take it off, you catch on fire and die.

I wish for some sanity...

[rubybeam]

granted but now are force to take back the curropted wish, because now you are sane

yet again i wish not to be allergic to anything

[Ëlfdragon]

Granted, but now everythings allergic to you! So everything stays away from you...

I wish i could find and tame King Krush on my Night Elf, and that people would stop killing him seconds before i find him...

[Azunara]

Granted, but Krush is a pit of Endless Ravening. Have fun feeding him, because he'll eventually eat you.

I wish I had the ability to force people to my will. Make them minions, and I can do all the horrible crimes I want and no one will ever know it's me.

[Ëlfdragon]

Granted, but EVERYONE knows it's you.

I wish my guild was able to get past the Blood Princes, PP, and that sleeping dragon in ICC10 normal >.< I want to see the LK fight

[Azunara]

Granted. You get to the Lich King fight, except, of course, it's Saturo. She one shots the entirety of your raid, steals all of your souls, and you can't corpse-rez. Putting in a ticket ends with the GM being smited by the Lich Queen.

I wish I was a GM.

[Saturo]

Granted, but I smite you and steal your soul.

I wish I had more space in the bedroom.

[Azunara]

Granted, but now there's too much space. Going from bed to drawer takes three hours walking.

I wish that Fel reaver bear came back and that I was in control of it.

[rubybeam]

granted but it is no longer a bear but a big slimey peice of snail heart.

i wish rever bear was back to normal

[Azunara]

Granted, but he stomps you as per my command.

I wish I'd get Occulus more often as a random. *mutters something about stupid halls of stone, lightning, and old kingdom.*

[Saturo]

Granted, but you get the mount on the first run, and now you have to live trough Occ every time you get a random.

I wish I had a cool screensaver.

[Chrizesu]

Done, every time your screen saver comes up your computer freezes. (go go puns)

I wish I was a gay man.

[Saturo]

Granted, but every other man is now straight, so no luck there.

I wish this thread would be one hundred pages longer.

[Chrizesu]

Granted, but now a post spans for several pages.

(Man, but that would be still cool if they were straight. I could freak so many out.)

I wish for an uncorrupted wish.

[Saturo]

Granted.

I wish your wish would become corrupted.