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Granted, but it's a blanket of Ice on your front lawn. Have fun with that

I wish that my DK had better gear

Granted, but he's no longer a DK, he's now a warrior. A badly specced warrior.
Enjoy!

I wish I would finally get around to getting Dete to 80.

she/he becomes 80 and gets a bad name and evryone hates your entire account

i wish that i rock in pvp

Granted, but you now suck at PvP.
(I have a bad name on most of my characters...)
"OMG NINJA RAIDLEADER!"
"I told you when we started that we would raidroll BoE."
"noob"
*Drops party*

Anyhow...
I wish that my computer was voice-controlled.

Granted, but it's not controlled by your voice.

I wish it would rain.

granted , but it causes a flood
i wish i could beat saturo

Granted, but then I beat you for beating Saturo.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you crash into a building when you try to take off.

I wish to thank you for beating him up.
*Bows*

You're welcome. However, you just stepped on my foot, so I'm going to have to eat you now.

I wish it wasn't so cold in here.

Granted, but now it's to hot.

I wish I had some chocolate pudding.

granted but you choke on it
i wish i could walk on water

Granted, but it only works when it's really, really cold.

I wish I could wake up.

granted , but you wake up in a post-apocalyps world

i wish i was supreme overlord of the world

Granted, but I'm the command supreme officer of the world, so you answer to me.

I wish that wish was spelled wosh. Would be funny.

Granted, but then everyone makes jokes about woshing on a star.

I wish I had some mashed potatoes right about now....

Granted, but I made them, so they are slightly burned.

I wish my cooking skills were better.

Very well. However, you are now only capable of making toasted sandwitches.

I wish I could decide what I want to do ingame..Not sure.

Granted. You decide to run around asking people for gold, and finally enough people report you so that your account is banned.

I wish for some coffee.

Granted, but it's powder-coffee, so it doesn't taste very well.

I wish for ROBOTIC MINIONS!

gratnted but they only have a battery life of 5 minutes

I wish I could work from home.