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I break out of the ice, using a flamethrower I found in the city. I also burn you with it. I loot [Badly Burned Cookie from your charred, dead hands.

My cookie!

As your relishing your badley burned cookie.. You hear a hissing from the gas tank of your Flamethrower and all of a sudden your a ball of flame.. The cookie arcs high overhead and as I catch it and run.. I point and laugh at you in little pieces on the ground.. My cookie!!

The pieces assemble themself, and I kick you.

It's MY badly burned cookie!

I triumphantly return, after being eaten by a dragon!.... (ew...)
You choke on the stench, since I smell like a dragon outhouse, and drop the cookie!
My Charred Cookie!

I like that smell. I take the cookie back, after smeeling you a bit more...

It weirded out, very much so. Karate-chop to the neck, snatch cookie, and RUN!

My Cookie (OMGGTFORUN)!

Roundhouse kick out of the shadows to your forehead.

Ultimately my cookie now.

I come back from the future, heading farther in back this time. I appear exactly next to Karathyriel and snatch the cookie.

MAI KEWKEE.

Jump back in time, shove you from a ledge when you were a child, then jump back to present and wonder why nobody is trying to get...
MY COOKIE!

My past self travels forward trough time, murders my present self, and then kicks you.

My cookie!

While everyone fights over the current, nasty, charred cookie, I happily make myself a new one. I stuff it in my mouth, with a happy-go-lucky, face-wide grin. You guys ponder why I'm grinning like an idiot...and then you see the flour on my shirt.

My cookie is in MY BELLY!

I punch your belly, causing you to vomit the cookie. I eat it without hesitating, and then kills the one having the charred cookie.

My cookie(s)!

I cast [Hex]. You run around as a frog, and I take the cookie, using it to blackmail Malygos to protect me.

I AM INVINCIBLE.

My cookie.

Steals Deathwing's wallet and tell him you took it. Then [Aspect of Cheetah], steal cookie and destroy the cookie, making world peace. (My cookie)

I use duct tape to reassemble the cookie!

My [Charred cookie pieces and Ducttape]!

After having dealt with a time paradox that actually took about 4 seconds in real time, I buy a package of oreos. Then I hide with them inside the Death Star.

My cookie(s).

Oh and I use the Death Star to blow up Saturo's cookie. And her. And her house.

Hides behind Everlasting Divine Shield, and melees Ryno to death.

My cookie!

Wait melee to death? Was I afk or something in the Death Star?

Also, self destruct button as I diieeeee...

I send a robot to hide the cookie on the official WoW forums since I'm dead and/or dying.

My cookie.

I run to the official forums, and say "whoever gets me that cookie will get a nerf on their most hated class!"

I get thousands of cookies.

I send a rabid, steroid-injected Cookie Monster after you who devours all but the one true cookie.

This I steal in the confusion, and claim it as MINE.