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If by "heard of 40k" you mean "has played maybe 5 games of WH2:DoW" then sure. Yeah. Also played the Warhammer MMO a little... some...

But anyway!

BOYZ GET'S DA CHOPPAZ READY!! WE'Z GUNNA HAVE US A BARBEY QUE TANIGHT!!

/warps in more orkz

/yay orkz!

/Summon Biovores
/Summon Zoanthropes
/Summon Trygons
/Summon Gargoyles
Charge! More..More..I SAID GO THAT WAY, WHAT ARE YOU, DEA-Oh right, no ears.

((I've heard of it, but it more of my brother's thing. ^-^))

As two massive armies begin to converge, nobody notices a hand walking around 'Thing' style.
Hand has found a little black box. There is a big red button in the little black box. Hand pushes the button.
THE WORLD EXPLODES.
Hand cackles. Yes, Hands can cackle. In space no less.

As I watch the whole scenario unfold in my spaceship, I chuckle.

I laugh. Nobody can get past the awesomecake shields on this thing, not to mention it's seven 800MW Dual-Barelled Plasma Cannons of Belief.

Yup, I'm totally safe.

A few orcs holding onto scorched, unconscious tyranids(They've both actually survived planets being melta-bombed) drift pass Saturo's spaceship.
Then a few more. Then some flesh mines. Ooo, a space-minefield. Don't sneeze!

....
........
............

Hand sneezes.

KA-BOOM!

((I think I like blowing stuff up...))

[Maybe just a wee tiny bit? ]
A good-sized chunk of flaming Scything talon hits the hand.

(Maybe I should try playing a Mage...)

Yargh! The Hand has been defeated by the Flaming Scything Talon!

Hand space-swims away, in defeat, to try and find the rest of the missing body parts.

(Meh, always found mages too squishy for my taste. Be an engineer! They can blow stuff up, AND wear things that aren't glorified bathrobes.)
A particularly large chunk of planet bumps into Saturo's spaceship. It has a very odd rock formation on it. Almost like a curled up massive creature...

My ship sets off a smartbomb, dealing 25000 kinetic damage to everything within 15kilometers. The curled up rock thingie is split in two.

Half a Carnifex splats onto your windshield, makes gurgling noises, and scratches up your paintjob. Also, it punches through the glass with a rending claw and snatches the cookie, throwing it into a conveniently placed portal. Ha!

I rip the claw off of the Carniflex, and jump into the Portal. I jump back a few seconds later, with a cookie. The portal closes.

Gahr! I jump through after you. And immediately start suffocating.
I concentrate really hard on not dying, and look for an open door on your ship. Sure enough, the garbage chute is open.
I crawl through, close it after me, and gasp for a few minutes. Then I sneak up behind you and put a cloth over your face.
"Does this smell like chloroform?" "...No." "..Dammit." I whack you over the head with my claw, take the cookie, and jump back into the portal, sealing it with duct tape.

i tear duct tape with laser chainsaw then eat yuo..THEN KILL YOU!

I attack with Drop kick
/cast drop kick (3 min cooldown)
Critical hit!
Drop kicks the back of your face! (Yes, it is possible...)

I use [Facekick], while equipped with [Cleats of Unnecessarily long spikes].
Hits for 3,876 damage.
Target {Rottingham} is afflicted with [Swiss-cheese Face].

I attack you with really long nails.

I form a new group called the Resistance [Of P.Dawg, though we tend to leave that part out. Just doesn't roll off the tongue.] Anyway, we decide to chuck a few tons of explosives at you and watch you get blown up like a huge massive fireworks show.

"Ooooh."

"Ahhhh...."

"Whoooaa..."

I send Ovaktalo to kill you.

Resto Druid in catform. Yay.

I attack you with Aool (Enh. Shaman)!