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Saturo wrote:I doubt we'd be allowed to put P. Dawg on either wiki. They removed an awesome article I wrote about the Lich King.

"And then Arthas was like "Yo, gimme' that sword, man!" and then he was like pewpew carnage!"0

rolfcopter!

Oh, so THIS is where the thread went. No wonder I couldn't find it-

I mean, totally hiding from the fekktig plasma cannons! Sheesh.

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And I'd like you to prove your P.Dawg now! Yesterday, deciding to see how grand your P.Dawg was, brought my prairie dog out while doing Skoll rounds. I logged with the prairie dog out, continued with rounds. Still no Skoll!

Ha! I disbelieve your P.Dawg faith! Do not want!

You only don;t have skoll because you mock P.Dawg... so P.Dawg is laughing at you by you going around and getting angered looking for skoll, when skoll will never appear for you because you lack the truth behind the amazing little fella!

Rottingham speaks truth! You must truly believe. Proof is not rewarded; faith is rewarded.



~VelkynKarma

Bah! Just you wait, he'll be mine. I've had plenty of freakish luck without belief in your P.Dawg! Till then, I think we'll bring the red whelp back out. I don't need your P.Dawg!

*shakes fist*

High Priest, requesting permission to blast some sense into this foo!

If Ryno's the high priest, then Veph, Makoes, Sochi and myself must be the prophets. As a prophet I think we should be able to give you permission to blast that infidel sky-high. With belief.

~VelkynKarma

Ow. Sense is really, really, really painful. Just like'd to point out. However!

Sense has little effect.
Azunara uses Flee!
Azunara has fled the battle.

/stalks Azunara

I'll have to start licking you until you belieeeeve...

Ryno wrote:/stalks Azunara

I'll have to start licking you until you belieeeeve...

that's a bit odd... but I'm sure it's effective

Ryno wrote:/stalks Azunara

I'll have to start licking you until you belieeeeve...

Okay. Now THAT's creepy. Believe it or not, I don't need to be licked. Honestly. Truly. No, really. Really. Honestly. I swear!

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*Hides!*

Fool! You cannot hide from my perky pug super sniffer!
*Perky pug butt scoots, then sniffs where he was*
ok... maybe he's too busy to sniff you out now... But he will find you! eventually...

Ryno wrote:/stalks Azunara

I'll have to start licking you until you belieeeeve...

He'll do it, too.

~VelkynKarma

Yeah, he so would.

Best just to give in. Give in. Do it. Do it now.

~Prophetess Sochi

High Priestess Saturo concurs.
Surrender now, and we shall be humane. Sort of.

As humane as P Dawg wishes us to be!

~VelkynKarma

You can't resist! do it now! 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. now, do it now 3. 2. 1. now! come on! do it now. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Now
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has he done it yet?

I'd die before I'd give in without a fight.

And besides, how can I take your word for it? Your High Priest wants to lick me to death! Or close. Something like that.

/stealth
/hides under Azerothian map
/tries not to exist

P Dawg exists beyond mere digitally mortal boundaries of Azeroth's map. HE WILL FIND YOU.

When he does, he will convey this information to our High Priests Ryno and Saturo. And when THAT happens, you will be smited with belief and then licked into submission.

~VelkynKarma