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Granted, you now live at work.

I wish I had some books or something to read, instead of re-reading old webcomics.

Granted but they're all written in Mesopotamian.

I wish I had some shrimp and alligator cheesecake.

wish: granted! however, the you instead got alligator and shrimp that taste like cheesecake

I wish I sisnt have this sunburn... the sun is racist against the Irish <.<

granted , you now have aids instead of sunburn

i wish i had a puppy

granted but it's a corehound and everytime you tried to pet it burned your hand

i wish that some random person was chibified

.Granted.
10 set command
20 edit line; {rubybeam}, goto 30
30 set chibi; yes.

Done.

I wish reading old webcomics was more fun.

granted but now the new ones are boring

i wish the guy that galileo galilei never was born because he invented stuff i was gonna invent

granted only now the invention invented humankind to early and pollution is takeing it's effect to fast

i wish that I had a chibi sized fireproof pants now

Granted, but your upper half catches on fire. Whoops.

I wish that the servers would come up. I'm. So. Bored.

granted, but then the cataclysum happens (( what if the patch is actually all about that :O))


i wish that now i had a freiproof shirt

Granted, but you now lose all the blessings Mighty Frei bestowed upon you.

I wosh the iPhone spellcheck was better.

granted. only it explodes it's so good

then i wish i got your blessings back

Granted, but the blessings are now a curse, and every food you touch turns into a radish.

I wish I had a green thumb, and could grow plants well.

Granted, your entire right hand morphs into an orcs hand, and plants start growing out of your ears.

I wish the above text wasn't so likely to give me nightmares.

Granted, instead of seeing plants ears, you see endless repeating images of the test above that. IMMA FIRING MAH LAZOR!!!!!!

I wish I had some gum.

granted but it burns your toungue

then i wish that my food was not a radish every time but a shrimp

Granted, but the effect still stands! Every food you touch for the rest of your life turns into a shrimp!


I wish mosquitoes were extinct.

Granted, but Now spiders learn how to fly and suck your blood... O.o

(I'm gunna try to break the system by being as specific as possible!)

I wish that tomorrow I have really tasty shrimp that were NOT part of the oilspill so I will not die from eating them and they do not give me indigestion, upset stomach, or anything else I need pepto bismal for, or any other repercussions...

HAVE FUN WITH THAT!!!

it was the last shrimp on earth and you made the species extinct

i wish i had a giant alligator pet that loved me and will never hurt me EVER

Granted, but it explodes while you're at work, thus killing your family.

I wish the game would re-implement running pets.