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Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:22 pm
by Saturo
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Aperture Science.
We do what we must.
Because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. Fat chance.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking.
When there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE.
Still alive.

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:28 pm
by rubybeam
friggen kerons alien frogs are going to invade pekopon earth.

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:30 pm
by Saturo
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD!

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:32 pm
by tramani
hello there children

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:55 pm
by Chrizesu
I bet you can't find my realID!

(actually it's easy, so anyone who does gets a cookie if they don't blurt it out)

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:54 pm
by rubybeam
hurrrrr

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:56 pm
by Saturo
Android hell is a real place.
Bonuspoints if you get the reference.

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:57 pm
by rubybeam
brain melt

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:58 pm
by Saturo
Your mistletoe is no match for my T.O.W missile!

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:59 pm
by rubybeam

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:02 pm
by Saturo
(That was obnoxiously loud music)

"Needa buy more booze first. 'S my last bottle."

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:04 pm
by rubybeam
(oh yes. all the better to rave with if you want i can link nightmareish video's)


bows with wings that are also pig hybrids

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:04 pm
by Saturo
(Not my kind of music.)

Code:
Safe.
Not.
Mabbe'.

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:11 pm
by rubybeam
(it took me a long time to find a video to give you nightmare's but then decideding not to link it because it looked as if, it was influenced by ryno's licks)

to rave is to dream

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:57 pm
by Azunara
*snoring.*

Huhwha? Oh, carry on. Too...tired...to care...

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 5:14 pm
by rubybeam
druids with a mallet

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:29 pm
by GethlarNomudac
herpaderbaderp

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:30 pm
by Saturo
Batteries ought to be lighter, smaller and last indefinately.

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:33 pm
by GethlarNomudac
IM CHARGIN MAH LAZARZ!!!

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:38 pm
by Azunara
Watch as your pathetic magic betraaaaaaaays yoooou....

Cookie if you guess who.