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Aww... Truce...
But I had all these nuclear missiles set up, just for orbital bombardment of Outland. :(

*still thinks it's a trap.*

We need more proof then just calling a truce. For all I know, you're lulling us into a false sense of security, then kill us when we're not paying attention.

Aye. We'll need hostages.

Narrowing list of possible hostages to...

Alexstrasza
Kael
Illidan
Er...Cookies. Everyone loves the cookies...

Add Ëlfdragon to that list.

Would it be good enough if i agreed to let Saturo be my boss? But i still rule over the Outlands! And my red drakes and netherwing drakes, along as all my outland minions, probably wont listen to your orders...Unless i tell them to.

See, when you're willing to let Saturo rule you, this is what you've got to do, in my mind. A. Make sure you're allowed to keep free will. B. I'm pretty sure she hasn't gotten your soul. I'd make a demand that ensures you keep that. C. Demand for pay. D. Ensure you're allowed to keep ruling your armies.

Pretty much covers the bases, and what I asked for, and I'm doing pretty good.

*randomly barges in*
Azu! Send your armies to some random planet to wage war!

Ok, ill serve you if *lists what Azu said* And if you LEAVE MY BELOVED OUTLANDS IN PEACE!

*nods and salutes Saturo.* On it! Though...Can't I just conquer all of Eastern Kingdoms or something? It's a lot closer.

Treason!
Feel free to do it.

(Pressed a few buttons too many and iphone turned it into threesome. I'm surprised that was in an iPhones dictionary. Also, wouldve been awkward. (THREESOME! Feel free to do it.))

(O_o)

*cackles evilly, and sends her army of blues to rain havoc on the Eastern Kingdoms, happily destroying Alliance and Horde settlements alike and capturing Stormwind.* Eeee. I love being so powerful.

If you attack Kalimdor, leave Darnassus alone. I have friends living there! ANd now that the fighting is over...*goes back to being the Queen of Outlands*

*Incoming radio message to Ëlf*
Your army is to meet my undead army of Doom in Darkshore!
WE'RE GOING TO WAR!

Very well.
*My netherwing drakes teleports me and 50 of my red drakes and 50 of my netherwing drakes to darkshore*
Good thing all my friends are now safely living in my castle in Outlands.

I never liked Darkshore anyway.

*sits in the Throne Room of Stormwind, cackling evilly, smiting gold beggars and gold sellers alike, and finally, all the residents of Stormwind are so grateful for my destruction of the above mentioned gold sellers/beggars that they agree to instate me as queen. I think killing Topper McNabb helped too.

So now I stand at Minion of Saturo, Aspect of the Blues, and Queen of Stormwind. I approve.*

((Might I join this? if it's ok with all of you, of course))

*Spear Tackles a nearby belf just for the heck of it

(Of course you can join. Anyone who wants to can join in.)

*laughs as i watch the dwarf (or is it your troll?) tackle the Blood Elf, some of my younger dragons that i brought with me goes to see if they can torment the silly little Blood Elve's*

(il join the party)
"draws a gigantic odd-looking crossbow and rapidely shoots squids at evryone"

Be warned, if you join this game and are not on Saturo's side, she'll try to fix that, anyway she can. So be ready to fight for your life! *Still preparing my Dragons for the war*