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Granted, but they still pull all aggro while you're in flight. When you land, every mob in an 80 mile radius attacks.

I wish you could tame gijinka of a certain pet, or are able to give them a potion to make them one.

granted but now all pets are gijinka, and all potions turns pets into gijinkan

i wish shrimp tasted better.

Granted, but now you're allergic to it.

I wish cats would stop walking around here.

Granted, but now they're wolves!

I wish King Krush would spawn for my Night Elf.

granted but now you can't tame/kill or look at it

i wish that i were not alliergic to shrimp

Granted, instead you're allergic to your fire proof clothing. Because you take it off, you catch on fire and die.

I wish for some sanity...

granted but now are force to take back the curropted wish, because now you are sane

yet again i wish not to be allergic to anything

Granted, but now everythings allergic to you! So everything stays away from you...

I wish i could find and tame King Krush on my Night Elf, and that people would stop killing him seconds before i find him...

Granted, but Krush is a pit of Endless Ravening. Have fun feeding him, because he'll eventually eat you.

I wish I had the ability to force people to my will. Make them minions, and I can do all the horrible crimes I want and no one will ever know it's me.

Granted, but EVERYONE knows it's you.

I wish my guild was able to get past the Blood Princes, PP, and that sleeping dragon in ICC10 normal >.< I want to see the LK fight

Granted. You get to the Lich King fight, except, of course, it's Saturo. She one shots the entirety of your raid, steals all of your souls, and you can't corpse-rez. Putting in a ticket ends with the GM being smited by the Lich Queen.

I wish I was a GM.

Granted, but I smite you and steal your soul.

I wish I had more space in the bedroom.

Granted, but now there's too much space. Going from bed to drawer takes three hours walking.

I wish that Fel reaver bear came back and that I was in control of it.

granted but it is no longer a bear but a big slimey peice of snail heart.

i wish rever bear was back to normal

Granted, but he stomps you as per my command.

I wish I'd get Occulus more often as a random. *mutters something about stupid halls of stone, lightning, and old kingdom.*

Granted, but you get the mount on the first run, and now you have to live trough Occ every time you get a random.

I wish I had a cool screensaver.

Done, every time your screen saver comes up your computer freezes. (go go puns)

I wish I was a gay man.

Granted, but every other man is now straight, so no luck there.

I wish this thread would be one hundred pages longer.

Granted, but now a post spans for several pages.

(Man, but that would be still cool if they were straight. I could freak so many out.)

I wish for an uncorrupted wish.

Granted.

I wish your wish would become corrupted.